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1. BowieBabe
   posted a quote
   April 5, 2013 12:21am UTC
   I swear, Lady Gaga just puts on glue and rolls around on random stuff.
   
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2. BowieBabe
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   March 30, 2013 1:07am UTC
   I'm eleven. People make fun of me for liking Labyrinth. They say that David Bowie is an old grandpa weirdo and that I'm gay for liking Jennifer Connelly. There is nothing wrong with being gay,they don't understand that. I'm not gay though. I get mad fun of and its crazy! I will never commit suicide and I don't plan too. NOT ON MY LIST. Please help.
   
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3. BowieBabe
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   March 30, 2013 1:04am UTC
   Me: Hey mom,did you know that 70 years after a song writers death,all of the songs they wrote loose their copyright?
   Mom: Damn,Mozart is screwed!
   I.love.My.Mom.
   
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4. BowieBabe
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   February 18, 2013 3:03pm UTC
   How sad,BowieBabe isn't following anyone...
   How sad,nobody's following BowieBabe.
   Darn you Karma.
   
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5. BowieBabe
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2013 2:56pm UTC
   "Blew me to places that I've never been.."
   Yea right,I'm sure she had a hotel,house,pool, a street named after her,and probably a few friends.
   I mean,come on,it's Taylor Swift.
   
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6. BowieBabe
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   February 18, 2013 1:08pm UTC
   "Don't be afraid of the dark.You know why? The hero to help you in that situation is the light switch."~Me
   
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7. BowieBabe
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   February 18, 2013 1:05pm UTC
   ONCE UPON A TIME....
   I was never a princess
   
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8. BowieBabe
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   February 18, 2013 1:03pm UTC
   The awkward moment...1#
   At the store,when your favorite part of a song comes on,the intercom comes on.
   .____.
   
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9. BowieBabe
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   February 18, 2013 12:28pm UTC
   My "Friend" ; Why do you like David Bowie?He can't sing anyway.
   Me; Why do you breath?Your going to die anyway.
   
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10. BowieBabe
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    That awkward moment.....
    When you have to explain a joke to someone and you're like-
    "YOUR RUINING IT!"
    
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11. BowieBabe
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    "One of us always tells the truth and one of us always lies."
    Anyone remember?
    
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12. BowieBabe
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 11:47am UTC
    "Live without the sunlight,love without your heartbeat."
    
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13. BowieBabe
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 2:14am UTC
    Nugget...
    Nugget...
    SQUEEZE!
    #sorryihadtosaythat
    
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14. BowieBabe
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    February 18, 2013 2:12am UTC
    Okay,alot of people's quotes are decorated an fancy.Not this one.Don't like it?
    Deal with it. o3o
    
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15. BowieBabe
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    February 18, 2013 1:58am UTC
    I hated it.Everyone is gossiping on ho they are forever alone and won't ever find anyone.Then I start thinking
    "Hey yo,we are ficken 6th graders.Calm the hell down."
     
    
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16. BowieBabe
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    February 18, 2013 1:52am UTC
    AHH SPIDER!!
    Oh,it's just lint..
     
    
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17. BowieBabe
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 1:50am UTC
    You remind me of the babe
    What babe?
    The babe with the power.
    What power?
    Voodoo.
    Who do?
    You do.
    Do what?
    Remind me of the babe.
    
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18. BowieBabe
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 1:05am UTC
    Anyone know David Bowie?I hope im not alone...
    or surrounded by obsessed directioners and beilbers
    
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