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June 6, 2012 12:33am UTC

oh my gosh!dogs have the worst gas!

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Boerboel
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June 6, 2012 12:30am UTC

so sad,noone has favorited this quote yet...

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June 6, 2012 12:24am UTC

when my stomache growls,my dog growls back....

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Boerboel
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June 5, 2012 1:24am UTC

i like to throw cheese puffs up in the air and see how many my dog can catch

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June 4, 2012 9:02pm UTC

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE I AM MORMON,IT IS JUST STUPID.WHEN IS WHAT I BELIEVE EVER GOING TO EFFECT YOUR LIFE?SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FREAKIN CRAP IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
mostly i wrote this quote becaus this kid got my # and keep txting me crap about what i believe,i think he is actually mad that he asked me out and i said no...sorry but i freakin hate your guts dude!
he left me alone for about three weeks when i took my dog on a walk past his house and when he came out he got scared,if you dont know her a 130 pound dog growling at you can be intimidating at times

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May 31, 2012 10:52am UTC

me with lip gloss
ok here is carmel flavor,and oh i like apple..... OH MY GOSH ITS CARMEL APPLE!I LOVE CARMEL APPLES!!!!! YAY!!!

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May 30, 2012 11:52pm UTC

my dog is probably my very best friend a couple reasons why...
1.she is always there for me
2.she is so sweet
3. she will hurt anyone who hurts me(she bit this guy in the balls bcuz he slapped me in the face bcuz i told him to leave me alone)
4.she will do anything to make me happy,she will lick me till i smile or she will run go get something like a bra or just anything she can find in my room and drop it in the toilet or run around and not give it back,
5.she makes me so happy
6. she is only mine and she knows it
7. she would make a good momma
the sad part is that even though she is just that amazing she will never be a mom but she wants to be,she always has a baby doll with her and when she sees babys she runs over to them and guards them
8.she will guard me with her life

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May 17, 2012 1:24am UTC

15 year olds now :ya we totally slept together last night!
me:my dog slept with her head on my stomach,she has a big head....

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May 17, 2012 1:18am UTC

*my choir class singing "i feel pretty"*
my whole class:i wonder what she really looks like ohmygosh do you really think that she is pretty!?
me:what a self conceited little brat,she probably isnt even pretty

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May 15, 2012 12:27am UTC

ok so there is this girl in my p.e class and like noone talks to her so i asked her if wanted to play a soccer game and she told me i was stupid because i was according to her holding a football
she was raised in England

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May 15, 2012 12:19am UTC

ok so i preview a quote and at first i didnt know what it meant so i was like cool!i am funny!but then i went onto the actual thing and it had none....i almost cried

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Boerboel
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May 15, 2012 12:14am UTC

my dogs tail looks like a hairy corndog but its still brown ....

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Boerboel
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May 14, 2012 1:09am UTC

sometimes i feel really stupid when i call someone after they spent the night and ask them where my phone is other times i just think its funny
i am testing things out just to see how they look

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May 14, 2012 1:05am UTC

i love my mother so much she has done so much for me and she works so hard to make me happy and i can talk to her about pretty much anything and i love that she can always make me smile when i feel like crrap
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!!!!

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March 13, 2012 12:23pm UTC

How can i miss you if you never go away

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March 12, 2012 9:26pm UTC

that akwardmoment when your dog humps your brother and they think its funny and ask you why you want the dog to stop.....

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