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1. Bunny_Dee
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2011 11:27am UTC
   whenever i see a 96 instead of a 69 i automatically think;
   rejection :/
   this is my quote but not my format.
   
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2. iFuckingLovePie
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   June 2, 2011 12:51pm UTC
   Dude... She used the winkey face...
   She wants me.
   ;D
   
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3. idance
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2011 6:30pm UTC
   Today, my dad was eating some chinese food
   and made a weird coughing/sneezing noise. I
   immediately started laughing and said, "That was
   unexpected." My dad responded, "So were you."
   I stopped laughing.
   MLIA.
   repost.♥
   <div style="background-color: black; text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span class="news-body-text"><span id="ls_contents-3">Today, my dad was eating some <span style="color: rgb(199, 21, 133);">Chinese food </span><br /> and made a </span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span class="news-body-text"><span id="ls_contents-3">weird</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span class="news-body-text"><span id="ls_contents-3"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> coughing/sneezing noise. I <br /> immediately started laughing and said, "That was <br /> <span style="color: rgb(199, 21, 133);">unexpected.</span>" My dad responded, </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">"So were you." </span><br /> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><font><font color="#ffa500">I</font><font color="#fd9e07"> </font><font color="#fa960f">s</font><font color="#f78e16">t</font><font color="#f3861e">o</font><font color="#f07e25">p</font><font color="#ed762d">p</font><font color="#ea6e34">e</font><font color="#e7663c">d</font><font color="#e45e43"> </font><font color="#e0554a">l</font><font color="#dd4d52">a</font><font color="#da4559">u</font><font color="#d73d61">g</font><font color="#d43568">h</font><font color="#d12d70">i</font><font color="#cd2577">n</font><font color="#ca1d7f">g</font><font color="#c71585">.<br /> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;">MLIA.</span></span><br /> </font></font></span></span></div>
   
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4. PhoebeLikeRawr
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   June 2, 2011 1:54pm UTC
   Hanging up your turtle;
   after a hard day of being awkward.
   ♥
   
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5. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
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   June 1, 2011 5:32pm UTC
   BRB, turning my swag on.
   LOL just kidding,
   it never turned off.
   
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6. killerKandy
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   June 1, 2011 9:14am UTC
   So today my dad and I were sitting in the living room.
   My sister was walking by on her way to her room when my dad’s laptop died and he said
   "damn!"
   Then my five year old sister proceeded to say,
   "Yeah. That’s what all t he guys say when I walk by."
   MLIA
   
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7. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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8. fatassmuffin
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2011 1:04pm UTC
   The snooze button ... I'd tap that.
   ♥
   
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9. hopelesslyinlove6
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2011 5:41pm UTC
   "You are what you eat.."
   Y
   That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
   nmf/nmq
   
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10. ellarosemartinez
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    Today, I was singing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
    && my 8-year old brother knocks on the door
    He says "did you go to the funeral?"
    I asked "What funeral?"
    He answered "The funeral for the song you just killed"
    MLIA
    not mine saw it on mlia<3 haha
    
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11. i_love_nerds11
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    I wish my grades smoked weed,
    Then they'd get higher.
    
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12. HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    Di Caprio never died in Titanic
    The end scene of Titanic is of him going underwater. The beginning scene of Inception is him waking up on a beach.
    Its like a movie within a movie
    
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13. breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 2:20am UTC
    Now remember kids;
    if a stranger offers you drugs
    [ say thank you ]
    because drugs are expensive
    ♥
    
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14. softballlove9
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    It's The Last Episode of OPRAH
    I wonder how Josh is holding up..<3
    
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15. together_forever_x0x
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    May 24, 2011 9:57am UTC
    Dude, is that a limp in your walk?
    aww hell naah man, thats my swagga. ♥
    
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16. captivated
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    May 23, 2011 7:29am UTC
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17. BrandonMicheal
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    May 22, 2011 8:10pm UTC
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18. WhenImUpset101
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    Did everyone hear the world is ending on Saturday?
    Well Don't be too scared because the world ends like every other week.
    
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19. lacrosse2
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    May 19, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    fav if Ur home sick
    
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20. xoitssarahxo12
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    May 18, 2011 5:58pm UTC
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