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  1. AmberMariexo AmberMariexo
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:27am UTC
    i don't know if i'll make it,
    but watch how good i'll fake it. ♥

  2. PERSON123 PERSON123
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    Doyouever...
    really really really feel like crying but just can't?

    *sigh*

  3. gymnastgirly257 gymnastgirly257
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    So How Was The Date?
    well, i can tell you that the birth rate of gay babies multiplied by 1000(;

  4. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    /////////////////////////
    Spring is coming. ♥
    So I guess I should probably start shaving my legs again.

  5. rachvolleyelle4 rachvolleyelle4
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC
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  6. GraceElizabeth GraceElizabeth
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    funny things to do while driving through McDonalds :)
    *Say "Amen" after you say your order.
    * Order a large cheese pizza.
    *Tell the order taker a rival fast food place is down the street and you're going with the lowest bidder.
    * When you take your order say "surprise me!"
    *Answer their questions with questions.
    * Sing your order.
    * Spell out your order.
    *Talk about your social life.
    *Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
    *Change your accent every three seconds.
    *After ordering say "and once your done throw it out and do it again cuz you won't get it right the first time!"
    *Ask to rent a burger.
    *Ask if there is a warrantee on your meal.
    *Order with the radio turned up at full blast.
    *Ask if you get to keep the bag. When they say "yes" start crying with happiness and call your whole family to tell them the big news.
    *Tell them to double-check to make sure your buger is, in fact, dead.
    *Imitate the order taker's voice.
    *Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
    *Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this meal.
    *Order just one fry.
    *Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
    *Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
    *Take a picture of the person at the window.
    *Hand the person at the window a box of pizza and say, "that will be $7.95"
    *Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
    *Ask if the burger is organically grown.
    *State your order and say, "that's as far as this relationship is going to get".
    *Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a burger." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your burger.
    *Tell them to take the first bite.
    *When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
    *When you're given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
    *Bargain with the price.
    *When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
    *Wear a detective suit and pass the person at the window a breifcase and then drive off.
    *Ask if the burger has had it's shots.
    *Don't say a word. Just stare.

  7. pickle_ninja pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 12:11am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When your best friend says "i'm pretty sure he likes me" but you know thats no where near true ..

  8. Abigail02 Abigail02
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    March 16, 2011 10:24am UTC
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  9. NoSecondChancesx3 NoSecondChancesx3
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    ''Hey,
    want some updog?''
    Person: ''What is that?''
    You: ''What is what?''
    Person: ''Updog?''
    You: ''What about it?''
    Person: ''What is it?''
    You: ''What is what?''
    Person: ''WHAT IS UPDOG?!''
    You: ''Not much''
    favee if you get it (;

  10. Tamtam97 Tamtam97
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    Fun f act #29
    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

  11. LacrosseLover LacrosseLover
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 10:31am UTC
    Ever wonder
    if teachers can tell who is dating


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    Let' s favorite this one
    for Japan. ♥

  14. ginamariax3 ginamariax3
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    Girl Language<3 ;
    If i dont text you,
    { its because i want you to text me }
    When i walk away from you,
    { follow me<3 }
    when im quiet,
    { ask me whats wrong }
    when i push you away,
    { pull me back }
    & most of all, when you see that im crying ,
    { wipe all of my tears away <3 }
    *not my format*


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  16. PineappleFanz PineappleFanz
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Confession#2
    My boyfriend is skinnier than me.
    And I only weigh 90 pounds...

  17. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    WHOLLY BALLS.


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  19. kaitlinsara_ kaitlinsara_
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    My dad called me on the house phone earlier;
    Dad: Are you home?
    Me: No, dad. I just thought I'd
    take the phone for a walk.
    Dad: Oh, okay.

  20. heatherrx3 heatherrx3
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I don't think i can do this anymore
    faking smiles
    hiding my real emotions
    forcing most of my laughter
    putting on makeup
    broken hearts
    crying from drama
    frying my hair everyday
    skinny jeans
    falling asleep way to late
    failing a class
    people not being there for you
    losing friends
    finding love
    being in style
    backstabbing
    Just a typical teenage girls life.

:)

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