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Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
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May 27, 2011 5:52pm UTC

I want to get a tattoo that says, "I hate tattoos."
-Zach Galifianakis

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May 27, 2011 5:50pm UTC

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HannahBear
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February 3, 2011 10:26am UTC

B E S T F R I E N D S :
they act like your...
- therapist
- worst enemy
- your lesbian lover
- your best friend
- your mom
- your sibling
- like their freakin' GOD or something
-but most importantly;; the person you love the most

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HannahBear
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February 6, 2011 4:12pm UTC

I'm the kind of girl \\
who can watch infinite amounts
of scary movies and not be scared
but scream at the top of my lungs
when toast pops out of the toaster

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parachutebuddy
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April 27, 2011 4:06pm UTC

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART #4
Go up to some old geezer and say
“Grandpa!!! You’re ALIVE! It’s a MIRACLE!!!” etc.

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parachutebuddy
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April 28, 2011 3:42pm UTC

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART #20
Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls.
Get your friends to turn them all on at the same time.
Then act like a conductor.

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parachutebuddy
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April 28, 2011 5:21pm UTC

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART #23
While walking around alone,
pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation.

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parachutebuddy
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May 11, 2011 6:23am UTC

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART #41
Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say
“The rooster is in the nest.”
Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper “Use this wisely.”

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