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jerseyshore101

1. jerseyshore101
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 9:20am UTC
   3 words, 8 letters, 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, 1 emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth...
   I love you
   
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2. jerseyshore101
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   July 27, 2011 8:24pm UTC
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3. jerseyshore101
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   July 25, 2011 10:45am UTC
   So There Is This Girl.....
   She doesn't need to wear make up, she looks pretty without it. She doesn't always wear the right things, but she always looks fantastic. She's a little bit different, but that's why people love her. But I can honestly say she is beautiful, amazing, perfect, stunning and so so much more. Oh, and she's reading this right now.
   nmf
   
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4. jerseyshore101
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2011 6:06pm UTC
   No, were not dating
   BUT HE'S STILL MINE
   nmf
   
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5. jerseyshore101
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2011 6:01pm UTC
   People say "hate" is such a strong word, yet they throw around "love" like its nothing
   nmq
   
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6. jerseyshore101
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2011 6:14pm UTC
   Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down.
   That's like stabbing someone and wondering why they're bleeding.
   
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7. jerseyshore101
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2011 3:18pm UTC
   This goes out to all the boys on witty!
   1. A girl will literally go through at least 5 outfits just to feel pretty for you.
   2. A girl will think about something you said, bad or good,
   all day sometimes longer.
   3. A girl will change her whole personality, just to be what you want.
   4. A girl will cry over one mean word you call her because she thought she loved you.
   5. A girl will treasure anything nice you do, a love letter, even something hand made, just because it came from you.
   6. A girl is very sensitive, so choose what you say carefully.
   7. If a girl is truly in love with you, she will do her best to make you feel special... and hope you will do the same.
   8. A girl will wait her day for a text from you so she knows you were thinking about her.
   9. A girl will call herself ugly just so you can tell her she's pretty.
   10. When a girl says 'okay.' or 'I'm fine.' she most likely is not.
   11. A girl will reread all the sweet texts from you and cherish them.
   12. When a girl tells you she missed you, no one could miss you more than that.
   13. A girl will have absolutely nothing to talk about but the conversation still means everything to her.
   ♥♥♥
   
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8. jerseyshore101
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2011 6:57pm UTC
   Girl: Promise me I'm the only girl you'll ever love?
   Boy: I can't
   Girl: So there's someone else?
   Boy: Yeah, she looks exactly like you, but she's younger. She's the one who's gonna call you mommy
   ♥♥♥
   
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9. jerseyshore101
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   July 7, 2011 1:56pm UTC
   I want love and not a lie. I want to smile not to cry.
   I want a man not a boy because my heart is not a toy.
   ♥
   
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10. jerseyshore101
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    July 7, 2011 1:49pm UTC
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11. jerseyshore101
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    July 2, 2011 11:04am UTC
    This is for the girls:
    Who don't always win.
    The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them.
    The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think on a daily basis.
    The girls who love, learn and regret.
    The girls who may never have it easy.
    The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it.
    The Real Girls.
    
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12. jerseyshore101
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    June 30, 2011 11:25pm UTC
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13. jerseyshore101
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    June 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    GIRLS BRAIN :
    3% Shopping,
    5% Stress from school,
    7% Phone,
    10% Money,
    15% Song lyrics,
    20% Appearance,
    40% Relationships.
    
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14. jerseyshore101
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    Textaphrenia
    Thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
    
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15. jerseyshore101
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    Me without you
    Is like Facebook without friends,
    Youtube without videos,
    Twitter without followers,
    & Google without results.
    
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16. jerseyshore101
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 10:56am UTC
    missing you is my hobby ,
    caring for you is my job,
    making you happy is my duty,
    _________ and loving you is my life.
    ♥♥♥
    
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17. jerseyshore101
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 10:39am UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    II was friends were like money; so
    you could hole them up to the light
    to see which ones are real and which
    ones are fake.
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    
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18. jerseyshore101
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    June 20, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    S-Something
    W-We
    A- Americans
    G-Got
    
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19. jerseyshore101
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    June 20, 2011 6:29pm UTC
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20. jerseyshore101
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    June 20, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Music is my escape:
    From all the lies, all the drama, all the confusion, and all the hurt.
    Music is my escape from reality!
    
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