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freelance
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 2:12pm UTC

If dentists make their money off of bad teeth,
why would you want
a toothpaste 4 out of 5 recommend?

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jaygee123
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 6:17pm UTC

*walking into the mall with my mom and sister*
Me: *sees a girl with cauuttee shorts and a son*
Me: I love her shorts!
Mom: She has a son that looks 5 and she's probably only 19, seriously Jay?
Me: Mom, I said I wanted her shorts, not her lifestyle.

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derek_is_cool
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August 28, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Going back to school
people: so, what did you do this summer?
me: well...I saw some pretty nice websites...

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carebear123
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August 28, 2012 6:17pm UTC

My boyfriend and i talking:
Him(jokeingly): Im cheating on you with harrison(his friend)
Me: wow hes such an a.swhole!
Him: no hes perfect!
Me: nobodys perfect
Him: harrison is
Me: no i am
him: i know baby take me back
true story:)♥

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XObreeOX
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 6:17pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>
I hate when
the microwave
decides to heat my plate,
but not my food.
<<<<<<<<<<<

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idkomg123
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Person: "Sticks and Stones may break my bones
but words will never hurt me"
Me: *throws rock*♥

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jmslivelaughlove
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:04pm UTC

⚓
No matter what happens...no matter how hard it may be...
don't sink
♥
nmf / my quote

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missmeltdown
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 1:40am UTC

I'm not about to break down,
not today.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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animallovers46
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 11:10am UTC

Moths are just butterflys
Who have removed they're makeup.

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nerdsandbows
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August 10, 2012 2:36pm UTC

In french you dont really say "i miss you" you say "tu me manques" which is closer to "you are missing from me". I love that. It's like you are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, an organ, or blood, I cannot function without you ♥

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animallovers46
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August 10, 2012 2:41pm UTC

My best childhood memory was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed thinking,
"Wow! I can teleport!"

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ThePurpleMandel
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 2:22pm UTC

Not able to finish a sentence because you're laughing so hard about the ending.

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sarah_elizabeth
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 2:36pm UTC

im sorry im not like you,
id rather wear Hoodies, then wear shirts with my boobs hanging out.
id rather wear sneakers, then high heels and fall on my face
id rather watch a movie at home then go drink and get high
id rather wear jeans and be comfortable then wear skirts and not being able to bend over
id rather run around in the rain then hide under a umbrella
id rather help my dad tow cars, then sit inside and watch tv
im not your average girl(:

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