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  1. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Why do people look at their watch when you ask them when they're going on holiday? If it's what I think, where do I get one of those watches??!

  2. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    If at first you don't succeed, then you're clearly not a budgie.

  3. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 8:09am UTC
    Sometimes_people_laugh_at_me_when_I_call_my_Mummy_Mummy:P

  4. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:27am UTC
    THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU SAW YOUR SISTER/BROTHERS PRIVATES FOR THE FIRST TIME AND ASKED 'WHAT'S THAT?'

  5. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:01am UTC
    THIS IS A BRITISH JOKE.
    AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY
    NOT UNDERSTAND IT, BUT THEY CAN
    TRY...
    What do you call two theifs?
    A pair of knickers.

  6. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 8:29am UTC
    Me: *Getting ready to move out*
    Mum: Let me give you a kiss!
    Me: I really would prefer your credit card.

  7. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 8:27am UTC
    Me: *Walks downstairs to spend time with family*
    Family: *Arguing*
    Me: *Walks back upstairs*

  8. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 8:24am UTC
    Need an ark?
    I Noah guy.

  9. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 8:07am UTC
    ___________________________
    Luke, I am your father.
    ___________________________
    Come on, I'll prove it, lets go on
    Jeremy Kyle!!!!! ;D
    ___________________________

  10. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 7:25am UTC
    Is it weird that I think my stardoll
    account is a living person?
    Add me...
    I'm olive-Johnson

  11. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 7:21am UTC
    Is anyone online? I'd like to talk. To
    anyone. ;/

  12. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 7:18am UTC
    Hi there, I'm Brodie.
    I am treated like someone
    who I am not.
    I'm said to be a troublemaker,
    A liar no doubt.
    But if you treat me like that,
    You sure as hell will see that
    side of me you thought you
    saw in the first place...
    But worse.

  13. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 7:05am UTC
    I think an ideal quote is short and snappy.
    It needs a fizz to it, something that makes it likeable and original.
    It needs to bring out the readers emotions, sad or happy.
    It has to be down-to-business, not just rambling on about nothing.
    It needs to be made by you, not by someone else, because if you didn't make it...
    Then you must have copied it.
    I follow quotes which I think have a slight bit of charisma,
    ones I have never read before and could never have thought of.
    A quote that makes me laugh out loud, or want to cry,
    and that is easy to understand and is something I have personally experienced...
    I don't follow quotes that carry on for a zillion computer screens.
    Ones that are boring and leave me sitting there with a straight face, wanting a nap.
    not one I've read before,
    never one I made before them,
    and the worst thing about most quotes,
    They are lies.

  14. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 6:40am UTC
    PEACEPEACEPEACEPEACE
    PEACEPEACEPEACEPEACE
    PEACEPEACEPEACEPEACE
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    PEACEPEACEPEACEPEACE
    PEACEPEACEPEACEPEACE
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    PEACEPEACEPEACEPEACE

  15. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 10:59am UTC
    S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profilenames that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! stay strong! (I meaning LilzaxX, credit to her)
    signatures:
    LilzaxX
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
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    ohxheyxitsxLydia :) ♥♥
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    Sapphire101 :)
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    dreamsandwishes <3
    BeautifulPeopleAndAliens :D x

  16. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 10:44am UTC
    I don't like to lie.... But I'm
    always right :D

  17. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 10:21am UTC
    My shadow by BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    I rose in the morning only to see
    a tall shadow standing in front of me
    she danced in the sun, dissapeared in the dark,
    and now you will find us hardly ever apart.
    SECOND VERSE TO BE WRITTEN VERY SHORTLY

  18. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 10:13am UTC
    Stupidest Song Lyrics Ever & My Response To Them.
    I believe I can fly!!!!!
    No you can't. I thought you learnt that when you were a toddler.
    'I need you, boo.'
    Shut up! You don't need my ''boo''.
    'I'm sexy and I know it.'
    Well, you obviously aren't. Stop singing that you smug, arrogant pain in the butt.
    'I'll show you mine if you show me yours.'
    Omg omg omg! I'm under the legal age!!!!
    'I tried to be a boy, I tried to be a girl.'
    Well what are you then?
    'Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal.'
    Guys! Shakira isn't as dumb as I thought! She knows what silicone is. And she also knows what minimal means!
    "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
    And they're like
    ''It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours." '
    Ooh! Sounds yummy. Can I stop by for a cup later?
    Hope you enjoyed it!

  19. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 10:58am UTC
    Why live like a princess when you can live like you?

  20. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 10:49am UTC
    I though today was the best day ever,
    but I was wrong,
    tomorrow will be,
    If I get there soon enough.

:)

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