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Stupidest Song Lyrics Ever & My Response To Them.

I believe I can fly!!!!!
                                      No you can't. I thought you learnt that when you                                           were a toddler.

'I need you, boo.'
                                       Shut up! You don't need my ''boo''.

'I'm sexy and I know it.'
                                         Well, you obviously aren't. Stop singing that you                                            smug, arrogant pain in the butt.

'I'll show you mine if you show me yours.'

                                        Omg omg omg! I'm under the legal age!!!!

'I tried to be a boy, I tried to be a girl.'

                                         Well what are you then?

'Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal.'
    
                                           Guys! Shakira isn't as dumb as I thought! She                                                knows what silicone is. And she also knows                                                  what minimal means!


"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
''It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours." '

                                            Ooh! Sounds yummy. Can I stop by for a cup later?    


                                         Hope you enjoyed it!                                             

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