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  1. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Father: Say Daddy!
    Baby: Mommy
    Father: Come on! Say daddy!
    Baby: Mommy.
    Father: F*ck you! Say daddy!
    Baby: F*ck you
    Mother: Honey! I'm home!
    Baby: F*ck you
    Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
    Baby: Daddy
    Father: Are you kidding me?!

  2. ponypigtialgirl ponypigtialgirl
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 1:24am UTC
    This quote is about "Yay2horses" who supposedly commited suicide 2 days ago.
    This is the quote making the claim: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6030999
    Now I'm not saying this is fake, but I'm not so sure I believe it, here's some evidence to question the profile:
    "these are some of yay2horses' quotes.
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5733031 = says she is 5'1 and 12 years old.
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6018216 = says she is 5'11 and her mom passed away when she was 8.
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5613222 = says she is 16 years old and has "parents" -kattana12
    Here's some more evidence:
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5600941 = Her friend connor calls her lauren, but her profile says her name is Ash. Also claiming that she can barely walk - yet she was able to run into the middle of a road and jump in front of a car before the driver/connor could barely react.
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4496801 = this says "lauren" is her best friend..... so now I'm just really confused, does lauren post on her account a lot?
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4518065 = also not being able to run
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5186051 = also claiming to be 12
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5997511 = is claiming to be a 15 year old boy named alex
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5156069 = if she can't see 4 feet in front of her face then how can she shoot archery and hunt like she says in her "about me"?
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4286442 = claims to not be able to run or defend herself
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4356215 = ^she's taking self-defense classes....
    She also has some comments where she's talks about how much she loves 1D, but then quotes where she talks about how much she hates them and how they're gay....
    Thanks for reading, I know this is kind of controversial, and it's a really touchy topic,but i feel like it might be a scam (I'm not saying it is!) I just want to know what's going on. Anybody else find this a bit odd or have an explanation? I think there are two people making quotes on the account but I really have no idea. Comment please.

  3. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Adalia Rose
    Adalia Rose is a 5 -year old girl who suffers from progeria, ive been seeing people steal her pictures and make them say things that are so wrong , if you dont know her search her on facebook at , Adalia Rose , shes amaziing and youll love her just as much as i do. she inspires millions and millions of people that they really are beautiful no matter what disorder they were born with , or what cancer they have. Shes Amazing , if anything i know that i am inspired by her. ... Here's To Adalia Rose ♥

  4. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Anybody remember the game ToonTown?
    Y e a h w e l l I ' v e b e e n p l a y i n g i t a l l a f t e r n o o n .

  5. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. E* E*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    That awkward moment when You see a 3rd garder with a better phone than you.

  7. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    My sister: How do people trip over air ?
    Me : I don't know, but i do it all tthe time :)
    Her :
    Me :
    Her :
    Me:
    Her :.
    Me:
    Her: why am I related to you
    Me: well when a mommy and daddy lo-
    Her : just shut up ur embararsing yourself
    Me : but you asked m-
    Her : please just shutup!
    Me: well guess whos not allowed to pet my pet turtle yea YOU!
    Her : you don't have a turtle...
    Me: shutup I'll get one, one day and when i get it ur not allowed to pet it!
    Me: yea i went there b*tch

  8. Sara* Sara*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    If I auditioned for the X-Factor
    Simon: Who are your musical inspiration?
    Me: One Direction, Adele, Ed Sheeran, Olly Murs and uhh yah that about sums it up
    Simon: Uhmm alright.. What would you do with the 5 million dollars?
    Me: Buy One Direction
    Simon: ...buy...One Direction...?
    Me: yup
    Simon: alright... what do you enjoy doing other than singing?
    Me: Fangirling over One Direction, buying magazines with their faces on them, stalking One Direction's tweets, listening to their songs... And I like to act
    Simon: ohh really? what do you act about?
    Me: I reenact One Direction interviews:
    Simon:
    Me:
    Simon:
    Me:
    Simon:what are you going to sing?
    Me: What makes you beautiful by One Direction
    nmq

  9. emilaaaaayy emilaaaaayy
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    My boyfriends little sister is autistic.
    Yesterday she couldn't sleep so she called me & I talked to her for three hours.
    She told me about how all the kids at school make fun of her for her weight and looks and for being autistic and I told her she was beautiful no matter what.
    Then after that she told me she wants to be just like me when she grows up and she never wants her brother and I to breakup because I'm like the older sister she never had.
    We set up a scavenger hunt for my boyfriends birthday on Sunday. She's helping me put up all the clues that day and have it lead to his gift from me. I'm cutting out a hundred paper hearts and writing on each one, a different reason why I love him.

  10. SpecialSomeone SpecialSomeone
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 10:49am UTC
    R.I.P;
    I know many of you wont care. but this is something that kills me.
    I'm putting my cat down because I'm almost 1000% sure she has cancer. She can't walk, or meow. it sucks to look at her and know that she is suffering. To look at my cat and think I can't go on without her. She's mine. She has always been. Knowing that she is gone will eat me alive. I just want to know my witty family is there for me. I need you all to be there for me.
    this quote was just a vent... also to see if anyone really cared...
    rest.in.peace.cuddles. <3
    ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 9:08am UTC
    I recently forced my parents to watch all the Harry Potter. movies with me.
    We had gone through all the movies and were on The Deathly Hallows Part 2, and my father looked at me and asked, "Wait, who's Voldemort?"

  12. NatalieRocks000 NatalieRocks000
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    WHEN YOUR
    dreaming with a broken heart,
    ** the waking up is the **
    hardest part.
    nmf

  13. HannahKennison HannahKennison
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. idonthaveagoodusername idonthaveagoodusername
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 10:37am UTC
    ˙sƃuıɥʇ ʇɐ ʞool noʎ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ǝƃuɐɥɔ oʇ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,noʎ

  15. blonde_blueyes_breakable blonde_blueyes_breakable
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Swag, swag, swag on Lou.
    Niall by the fire & he's eating
    fondue. Liam knows about
    me, Harry knows about you,
    so say hello to DJ Malik in
    three, two, FLICK.

  16. TheOtherDirection TheOtherDirection
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Niall: Everyone always thinks im the youngest,
    when actually it's Harry.
    Louis: Thats because you're cute and Harry is a pervert.

  17. chakalakalaka34 chakalakalaka34
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    LLN
    (laughin like niall)
    nmq
    Format by Sandrasaurus


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    $19.99
    Because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money
    nmq

  20. zebraalover zebraalover
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    My boyfriend
    found my Witty. I am beyond f*cked. He's going to think I am f*cking insane. I hate this.

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