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  1. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 8:41am UTC
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  2. SOCCERfreak20 SOCCERfreak20
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 9:04pm UTC
    I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
    A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
    a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
    anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
    in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
    professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
    Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
    let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
    life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
    come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
    in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
    then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
    wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
    credit please(:
    heard it from my teacher

  3. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:51am UTC
    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
    today,
    I saw a girl, about 8,
    COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HER IPHONE GOT TAKEN AWAY.
    Why?
    HER PARENTS CAUGHT HER KISSING HER BOYFRIEND.
    I saw 3 ten year olds at the mall,
    SHOPPING AT VICTORIA'S SECRET.
    why is this generation in such a hurry to grow up?
    IT'S NOT AS FABULOUS AS YOU THINK.
    in fact, its terrible.
    I WOULD KILL TO BE LITTLE AGAIN,
    playing with my jump rope, having only a skinned knee to cry over.

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    TODAY, AT PICK UP AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, A SECOND GRADE GIRL STARTED SPRINTING AND SCREAMED "MOMMY!'
    A WOMEN NEXT TO ME SAID "GOD, I WOULD HATE TO HAVE THAT CHILD, SHE'S SO LOUD HER MOM MUST BE EMBARRASSED.
    I TURNED & SAW A WOMEN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM BURST INTO TEARS AND SWEEP THE LITTLE GIRL INTO A HUG.
    THIS GIVES ME HOPE.

  5. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

  6. justmmia justmmia
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Girl language
    five minutes - half an hour
    nothing - something
    im just tired - im upset, hug me
    whatever - go die
    dont touch me - dont let go
    i hate you - please come back
    im fine - i need a hug
    go away - hold me tight
    i ignore you - give me your attention

  7. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    We're all a little weird,
    and life's a little weird.
    and when we find someone
    whose weirdness
    is compatible with ours,
    we join up with them,
    fall into a mutual weirdness,
    and call it
    L O V E. ♥

  8. kewlss35 kewlss35
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    A girl goes back in time
    and kills her 2 year old grandmother [x][x][x ]
    This means that the girl Never Existed♥
    but if she never existed,
    (((( then she never killed her grandma
    Mind = blown

  9. softball143 softball143
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Never in a million years
    did I expect my life to be the way it is now.

  10. Chelsmeister123 Chelsmeister123
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    When push comes to shove,
    ////////////// its gonna take the both of us.♥

  11. boobahdinky boobahdinky
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:47pm UTC
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    Be Strong Now
    b e c a u s e t h i n g s w i l l g e t b e t t e r
    It Might Be Stormy Now
    b u t i t c a n ' t r a i n f o r e v e r
    nmf/nmq
    nm

  12. DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Those People You Can Never Stay Mad At
    No matter how hard you try♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. ladyyellowbird ladyyellowbird
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    True Love Isn't romeo and juliet
    TRUE LOVE IS
    A grandma and a grandpa
    Who grew old together♥

  14. HunnuhRawrasours HunnuhRawrasours
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    wanting a happy ending like
    a disney princess movie. ♥


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  16. emerielynn emerielynn
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    I relfused to say the pledge of allegance.
    It's not "justice for All", If Gays, And Lesbians Arn't Aloud.♥
    I Got In Trouble Until I Exlapined it. Then I Got Alot Of Respect.


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  18. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    want a long-term relationship that'll make people say,
    "I want something like that."

    nmf

  19. Alyhoop Alyhoop
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    ♥ A girl wanted a diamond ring from her boyfriend, but the boy gave her a teddy bear instead. In anger the girl threw the teddy bear on the road. The boy went to get it back, and was hit by a car. At his funeral the girl hugged the teddy bear he gave her a gift in place of a diamond ring, the moment she hugged the teddy bear it said: "Will you marry me, the ring is in the pocket"

  20. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:38am UTC
    "if only".
    bibizzlebellesb

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