Baseballisme

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Baseballisme

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Member Since: 10 Aug 2012 01:23pm

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Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.

Baseballisme
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November 18, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk.

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November 18, 2012 8:45pm UTC

My math teacher staples Burger King applications on failed tests.

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November 18, 2012 8:42pm UTC

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

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November 18, 2012 4:30pm UTC

I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.

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November 17, 2012 1:25pm UTC

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.

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Baseballisme
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November 16, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Hey guys, one of my Witty friends asked me to post this for her, since her older sister has a Witty, and would be mad at her for posting it...
Guys, please help me!
My sister (who's only 9) has been getting in a ton of fights with my mom lately. Tonight she ran to her room, and just screamed for about 10 minutes. Then she came out and yelled, "I'll just kill myself, you'll all be better off!" I'm so worried and scared, I just don't know what to do?
Please help me?

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Baseballisme
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November 16, 2012 5:08pm UTC

My chief contribution to society is being "The Worst Case Scenario."

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November 15, 2012 6:03pm UTC

The onions aren't making me cry. It's just being in the kitchen in general.

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Baseballisme
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November 15, 2012 6:00pm UTC

I've gotta stop saying "How stupid can you be?". Too many people are taking it as a challenge.

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Baseballisme
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November 15, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Every time I open my mouth, some idiot starts talking.

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November 14, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Older siblings... the only people who will pick on you for entertainment, and beat up anyone else who tries.

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Baseballisme
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November 14, 2012 1:57pm UTC

Teacher: What's the formula for water?
Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: Why would you give a silly answer like that?
Student: You said it was H to O!

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Baseballisme
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November 13, 2012 8:53pm UTC

An Elite group for Wittians?
Do you know how stupid that is?
There are some amazing people on here, who have amazing quotes, and don't have over 500 followers.
Why do you want to separate Witty even more? Witty isn't all about followers, and favs, it's a place where we can all come to get a laugh, vent, talk to others.
Even though I have 500+ followers, I won't be joining.
Who's with me?

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Baseballisme
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November 13, 2012 11:50am UTC

I remember to many small details about people. Sometimes I have to act dumb so I don't freak them out.

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November 13, 2012 11:47am UTC

If you are trying to insult me, you are going to have to use smaller words.

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November 12, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Question #35:
I have gotten my heart borken a lot by guys, for all the same reason. They say I'm being clingy. Now I thought I wasn't being "clingy" with my past relationship but he claimed I was. What is being clingy? Because I obviously don't know what it means.
Clingy is constantly texting them, always asking them what they're doing, or where they're going. Guys like to have their space, and be able to hang out with their friends without feeling gulty. Also, it could be he just didn't want to hang out anymore, and that's his fall back excuse.

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Baseballisme
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November 10, 2012 8:08pm UTC

Question #34:
My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost 2 years. Monday we got in a fight and we haven't talked since, is it over?
If you had just started dating a week ago, I would say it was over. But two years is a long time to be in a relationship. If you don't want it to be over, don't let it be over. You've both had some time to calm down, so try talking to him. Tell him you're sorry. If you want your relationship to work, sometimes you just need to agree to disagree.

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Baseballisme
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November 8, 2012 6:10pm UTC

God didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come pretty close.

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November 8, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Friend: How old is your dad.
Me: He is as old as I am.
Friend: How is it possible?
Me: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

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Baseballisme
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November 8, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Teacher: What happened in 1809?
Me: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1819?
Me: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

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