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  1. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    April 1, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

  2. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    January 14, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the IPhone charger a few feet longer.

  3. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    January 14, 2013 11:12am UTC
    Mondays seem to go by in 'microwave minutes.'

  4. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    January 14, 2013 11:08am UTC
    Laughing at the face on the tv when you pause it.

  5. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    January 13, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Everyone needs to stop making fun of Justin Beiber. That poor girl.

  6. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    January 13, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    It annoys me when the car windshield wipers don't get that little triangle at the bottom of the window when it rains.

  7. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    January 13, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    I'm not stupid. I'm just to lazy to show how smart I am.

  8. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    January 8, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    "Mommy , where did you get all those scars?"...."When I was 17, my favorite singer smoked weed so I cut myself to make him stop"

  9. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    January 8, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    ATTENTION ALL WITTIANS.
    THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.
    On Steve's Witty, there's a quote on the top that you all need to see. like now.
    This is what it said:
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    Please please PLEASE clean your quotes and comments. None of us would want witty shut down. Spread the word, tell others to visit Steve's page, just help.
    SAVE WITTY 2013

  10. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    January 5, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves.

  11. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    December 30, 2012 11:27am UTC
    This new background color is depressing.

  12. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    December 28, 2012 11:44am UTC
    The say you should test your fire alarm once a month. I try but it's costing me a fortune in houses.

  13. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    December 26, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.

  14. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    December 23, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    When I argue with my mom, I always get the last word. It's just that sometimes she can't hear it.

  15. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    December 22, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    A disaster is when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jeans fad.

  16. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    December 22, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Stupid autocorrect. You always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

  17. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    December 22, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    When I said I wanted to live life in the fast lane, I didn't mean the one with oncoming traffic.

  18. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    December 17, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    I wonder how Police on bikes arrest people... "Alright, get in the basket."

  19. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    December 15, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Unless you can be Batman, always be yourself.

  20. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    December 15, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good.

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