Banana_apple's Quotes

Banana_apple
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June 23, 2012 1:53am UTC

Hell is empty…
And the devils are here.

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Banana_apple
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June 23, 2012 1:48am UTC

IF YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND MY SILENCE,
how can you understand my words?

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Banana_apple
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June 23, 2012 1:35am UTC

Let’s eat Grandpa.
Let’s eat, Grandpa.
Commas they save lives.

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Banana_apple
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June 23, 2012 1:31am UTC

Society: Oh, shes so ugly.
Me: *hides head*
(dies)
Society: she was such a beautiful girl.

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Banana_apple
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June 7, 2012 3:40am UTC

Look Left----->
Admit it, you failed.

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Banana_apple
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June 2, 2012 11:46pm UTC

Human Being
n. A person who cuts trees, makes paper and writes “Save Trees” on that same paper.

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Banana_apple
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May 29, 2012 4:06am UTC

If Miley Cyrus fell down, would it be considered a hoedown?
Fave if you get it...

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Banana_apple
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May 29, 2012 3:24am UTC

❤I was on the bus on my way to the mall, when a homeless man sat next to me. He saw that i was looking at the bouquet of flowers he held, and told me that it was his wife's birthday today.As he got off the bus, he walked to the cemetery and placed the flowers on her grave. A Love that Never Dies.❤lovegivesmehope.com

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Banana_apple
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May 26, 2012 2:38am UTC

#19
I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think “OMG my child is retarded”

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Banana_apple
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May 26, 2012 2:37am UTC

#18
Im not fat. My stomach is 3D.

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Banana_apple
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May 26, 2012 2:36am UTC

#17
Apple was going to make an Ipod for kids but the name ‘Itouch kids’ didn’t suit too well.

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Banana_apple
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May 26, 2012 2:30am UTC

#16
That awkward moment between your birth and your death.

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Banana_apple
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May 26, 2012 2:28am UTC

#15
S.W.A.G
She Wants A Gentleman

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Banana_apple
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May 26, 2012 2:28am UTC

#14
I don’t understand why the girls in horror movies just stand and scream when the killer is running to them. It’s like, You wanna get killed don’t you?

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Banana_apple
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May 26, 2012 2:28am UTC

#13
A paper cut is a tree’s last revenge.

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Banana_apple
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May 26, 2012 2:23am UTC

#12
I respect the person that allowed girls to join the army.
Girls on their period+guns= Unstoppable.

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Banana_apple
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May 26, 2012 2:22am UTC

#11
In every PE class, there is always that one person that thinks they’re in the stupid Olympics.

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Banana_apple
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May 26, 2012 2:20am UTC

#10
There’s a line between being tan and looking like you just rolled over a stack of Doritos.