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BadLuckBrian16

1. BadLuckBrian16
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   June 15, 2012 11:08pm UTC
   Finally gets one night stand.
   At Ikea.
   
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2. BadLuckBrian16
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   June 15, 2012 11:05pm UTC
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3. BadLuckBrian16
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   June 15, 2012 9:12pm UTC
   Immortal.
   Sentenced to life in prison.
   
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4. BadLuckBrian16
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   June 13, 2012 12:31am UTC
   Throws Boomerang.
   Doesn't come back.
   
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5. BadLuckBrian16
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   June 13, 2012 12:29am UTC
   Crosses road.
   Gets hit by a chicken.
   
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6. BadLuckBrian16
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   June 13, 2012 12:26am UTC
   Dog eats his homework.
   Teacher doesn't believe him.
   
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7. BadLuckBrian16
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   June 13, 2012 12:24am UTC
   Hangs out with Charlie Sheen.
   Loses.
   
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8. BadLuckBrian16
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   June 13, 2012 12:22am UTC
   Checks Facebook on his birthday.
   Zero notification.s.
   
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9. BadLuckBrian16
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   June 13, 2012 12:18am UTC
   Drinks root beer.
   Dies of alcohol poisoning.
   
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10. BadLuckBrian16
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    June 13, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Has to work the night shift.
    Hash Slinging Slasher .
    
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11. BadLuckBrian16
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    June 13, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Eats a Life Saver.
    Chokes and dies.
    
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12. BadLuckBrian16
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    June 13, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Sings Adele song in the shower.
    Water catches fire.E
    
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13. BadLuckBrian16
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    June 13, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Gets in car.
    Rebecca Black chooses the seat next to him.
    
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14. BadLuckBrian16
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    June 12, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    Dies.
    Reincarnated as Snooki's baby.
    
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15. BadLuckBrian16
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    June 12, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    Gets hit by Cupids arrow.
    Bleeds to death.
    
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16. BadLuckBrian16
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    June 12, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    Goes to a blind school.
    Gets called ugly.
    
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17. BadLuckBrian16
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    June 12, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    Lives in a pineapple under the sea.
    BP oil spill.
    
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18. BadLuckBrian16
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    June 12, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    Girl checks him out.
    At the grocery store.
    
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19. BadLuckBrian16
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    June 12, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Gets Carly Rae Jepsen's number.
    She doesn't answer.
    
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20. BadLuckBrian16
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    June 12, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    He's Justin Biebers boyfriend.
    He lets him go.
    
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