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BadLuckBrian16

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Member Since: 12 Jun 2012 05:34pm

Last Seen: 24 Jun 2012 09:39pm

user id: 308011

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I did NOT come up with these. There's a profile on twitter that made these up. I take NO credit. They were really funny so I thought I'd share with you guys.

I am not trying to hurt anyone with these jokes, i'm sorry if you are offended by these. If you comment on them and would like me to take a quote down, I will gladly do so.



Credit to :
https://twitter.com/#!/ItsBadLuckBrian 


  1. BadLuckBrian16 BadLuckBrian16
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    June 19, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Doesn't forward chain mail.
    Murdered in his sleep.

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    June 18, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Buys a snapback.
    His back snaps.

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    June 18, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Shows girl his tractor.
    She doesn't think it's sexy.

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    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Gets a fish.
    It drowns.

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    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Gets a stripper.
    Only takes off her glasses.

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    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Checks himself.
    Still wrecks himself.

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    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Gets new crayons.
    RoseArt.

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    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Looks both ways.
    Hit by parked car.

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    June 15, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Goes out to celebrate his 21st birthday.
    Designated driver.

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    June 15, 2012 11:37pm UTC
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    June 15, 2012 11:34pm UTC
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    June 15, 2012 11:31pm UTC
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    June 15, 2012 11:28pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Plays with himself.
    Loses.

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    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    Scratches brand new Iphone.
    Putting on screen protecter.

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    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    Donates Kidney.
    Nobody wants it.

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    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    Tweets a YOLO joke.
    Dies.

  18. BadLuckBrian16 BadLuckBrian16
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    Switches to Nationwide.
    Not on his side.

  19. BadLuckBrian16 BadLuckBrian16
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Stalks someone on Facebook.
    Accidently likes a picture from 2008.

  20. BadLuckBrian16 BadLuckBrian16
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Finally wins award.
    Kayne's there.

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