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  1. OceanWavesxx OceanWavesxx
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2009 3:41pm UTC
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  2. dramaqueen61896 dramaqueen61896
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 4:51pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.
    **comment to add more if you like!**

  3. xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 6:00pm UTC
    diNoSauR ExtiNCtioN
    wasn't an accident .
    barney came along,
    and they all committed
    SuiCiDe

  4. WittyStuffB WittyStuffB
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC
    What the hell was God thinking?
    Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
    their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

  5. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    i hated going to weddings.
    all the grandmas would poke me
    and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
    when i started doing it to them at
    f u n e r a l s .
    not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

  6. musicgirl917 musicgirl917
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC
    WSHG
    we stalk hot guys
    care to join our organization?
    the FBI is pretty jelous :)

  7. jackedupquotes jackedupquotes
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 6:24pm UTC
    I'm rubber,
    your glue,
    whatever you say,
    bounces off me,
    and sticks to you!
    *favorite it or comment if you remember this from when you were younger*

  8. _authorized _authorized
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 3:02am UTC
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  9. sabriinaaxkaulitz sabriinaaxkaulitz
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 11:18pm UTC
    TONiGHT*WiLL*BE*THE *NiGHT
    that i will fall for you
    o v e r ♥ a g a i n . . .
    d o n t m a k e m e c h a n g e m y m i n d ♥
    ♦♦♦

  10. thatgirlonwitty thatgirlonwitty
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    July 21, 2009 5:24pm UTC
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  11. love2bloved love2bloved
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 2:48pm UTC
    ME AND MY GiRLS
    were the ones who will recite lines from old movies..
    sleep on the ground when a bed is right there..
    come up with total random nick names..
    prank call people and say its Stanley Steamer..
    walk to panda express and not eat anything..
    WERE THE GiRLS THAT KNOW FUN
    **original I think**

  12. another_lost_soul another_lost_soul
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 3:03pm UTC
    Sometimes we put up walls...
    Not to block people out,
    but to see who cares
    enough to tear them down.
    *just got the idea but I'm getting the feeling I've seen it somewhere before. hmm....*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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