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1. CaitlinAtTheDisco*
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC
   Normal people with their crush
   Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
   Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.
   
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2. jimmy365
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   April 8, 2013 7:28pm UTC
   girl: sir can i go to the toilet
   male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
   girl: but im having girl issues
   male teacher: omfg go
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
   
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. haynaww_17
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   March 31, 2013 4:33pm UTC
   Side Note:
   i hate everyone too.
   we should be friends.
   
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6. Princess B-tch*
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   February 12, 2013 3:41pm UTC
   I'm here without you, baby.
   but you're still on my lonely mind.
   I think about you baby & I dream about you all the time.
   x||||||||||||| I'm here without you, baby. »
   But you're still with me in my dreams.
   & tonight, it's only
   [ y o u & m e ]
   
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