Jessica♥*

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Member Since: 2 Jan 2013 05:16pm

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Birthday: July 4

Location: who knows anymore

Gender: F

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Why, hello there!

I'm Jess.
16 years old.
I guess I'm just your average girl.
& this will be your average page of info that you in no way needed to know
But if you actually take time to read it,
I commend you. *applause*

So, where do I start?
Oh, yes.
I have two very important boys in my life right now.
My cats,
Jeremiah and Spooky.
They're very furry gracious creatures,
and I'm in love with them.

Hmm, well Taylor Swift is my life.
She's my inspiration and my role model.
She brings flawlessness to a new level.
If you insult me, you're dead meat.
If you insult my idol, I'm feeding you to my dogs.

My dogs are vicious animals.
They're both maybe about two feet tall.
One is a Pembroke Corgi (Charlie)
and the other one (Archie) is a Basenji mix.

I have one brother.
His name is Nathanael.
My brother is one of my best friends.
He's an odd boy,
and he doesn't have an abundance of friends himself,
but I love him to the moon and back.
He always sticks by my side even when he probably shouldn't.
'Cause I can be a serious beyaatch.

I was born and raised in the wonderful New Jersey.
I moved to Tennessee in June 2012.
As much as I miss NJ, Tennessee has come to be a really good place for me.

Megan & Liz, and Ed Sheeran are also some of favorite singers.

I listen to all kinds of music.
Instead of me listing a million names of artists/singers/bands,
if you actually care, you can look at my likes and stations on Pandora.
http://www.pandora.com/profile/jessicap7499

I play a little flute.
AHAHA, jk.
I played flute for like half a year but I suck at it.
I do play a little piano and guitar though.
I'm in the process of teaching myself.
YEAH! *gives self high-five*

I play World of Warcraft
'cause it's awesome sauce.
FOR THE HORDE.

The Walking Dead, Pretty Little Liars, Prison Break,
American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black,
Sword Art Online, Sherlock,
Catfish: The TV Show, and Grey's Anatomy
are the best shows of all time.
Seriously, I watch way too much TV + Netlfix.

I like food.
I really like food.
Like, I really really like food.
Tacos & Mac N' Cheese are the bomb.com.

....

It's time to get serious.
I'll admit that I've made a lot of mistakes in my life.
But I accept that
because I'm human.
And humans make mistakes.
There is no such thing as someone who is absolutely perfect.
This world is crumbling.
The walls are falling,
and more and more people are breaking.
We're falling apart.
This is the end of the world.
Not because a catastrophic event is gonna happen.
But because of us.
The people.
Personally, I think everyone needs to shape the f//k up.
When you catch up with reality,
it's a God d/mn shame.
Because nothing is as good as it seems.

~ I d o n ' t t h i n k t h e p e o p l e o f m y p a s t f u l l y
c o m p r e h e n d j u s t h o w m u c h t h e y f / c k e d m e u p. ~

Instagram: @jessicapenny13
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Tumblr: www.kitttaycatmeow.tumblr.com
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Snapchat: jessicapenny13
Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/thebestteenquotess
Ask me questions: ask.fm/flawlissonswift

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Disorder Your Score

Major Depression:	High
Dysthymia:	High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:	Extremely High
Cyclothymia:	Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder:	Very High
Postpartum Depression:	N/A
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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Even if we are dating, you are
required to ask me to go to a
dance with you.
And remember, I still have an
option of saying n o.

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 10:57pm UTC

When a normal person sneezes:
Aaa-choooo.
When I sneeze:
Aaaaaaahhhhh-cchhheeeeewwwwwwwwwwy

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Me: Okay, I'm gonna do my homework now.
Me: *turns on music*
Me: *reads question*
Me: Dang.
Me: Uhm..
Me: Uhh..
Me: OOH.
Me: I LIKE THIS SONG.
Me: DANCE PARTAAAY.
Me: How did that shoe get there?
Me: Stupid cat. What are you doing?!
Me: OH, I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED INNNN.
Me: my nail polish is chipping.
Me: I should repaint them.
Me: IMMA PAINT THEM PURPLE.
Me: My mom's favorite color is purple.
Me: She likes elephants too.
Me: *googles elephants*
Me: AWW, THEY'RE PLAY FIGHTING.
Me: DAWH.
Me: SO CUTE.
Me: Wait, what was I doing?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: heh, who cares?
Me: *goes on witty*

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 2:45pm UTC

I was planning on starting my homework two hours ago
but I'm here now so..

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 2:33pm UTC

homework: do me
homework: do me
homework: do me
homework: do me
homework: do me
homework: do me
homework: do me
me: no, you s l u t.
witty: come here.
witty: I love you.
witty: we can play for hours.
witty: and never stop.
me: okay.

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 2:13pm UTC

what if..
you were friends with someone on witty for ages
and one day...
you find out you go to the same school.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 2:08pm UTC

when you see someone
post a quote from witty
and your heart drops for a second like,
"OMG, WHAT IF THEY'RE ON WITTY TOO?!"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 2:03pm UTC

There's teachers who give you a lot of homework.
and there's teachers who give you homework on the weekends.

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 12:39am UTC

i had a really good quote to put here.
but i forgot it so.

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 10:44pm UTC

what if earth was hell and we all did something really bad in a past lifetime to get here but we just don't remember it?
mq

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 4:10pm UTC

I hate when
people say gays
are gross or
anything like
that.
What if.. one day you woke up and saw someone of your same gender and you immediately got butterflies? Or one day, you find yourself slowly falling for your best friend of the same gender?
Let's say you do everything you can to
hide your feelings.
You don't want to be gay.
You want to be 'normal'. But you can't do it. You can't just stop the way you feel. Then, let's say you admit it and the other person feels the same way. You two start a relationship and completely fall in love. You end up getting married and having an extremely happy life.
Then, one day, you are at the mall and you kiss your spouse. Someone walks past you and gives you a disgusted look and laughs. You look back to the day where you called someone gross for being gay. Then, you know how they felt.
I'm not saying it's gonna happen. I'm just saying it could. No one wants to be gay. It just happens. Learn to accept it.

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 9:40pm UTC

teen pregnancy
should be at an
all time low right now
due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 9:25pm UTC

first dates are awkward.
first kisses are heavenly. ♥
first love is irreplaceable.
& first heartbreaks are unforgettable.

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 6:15pm UTC

"Pretending that I didn't love you was the hardest thing
I've ever done."
-Toby (Pretty Little Liars)

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 2:16pm UTC

I know you're moving on
I know that I should give you up
but I keep hoping you'll trip and fall back in love

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 2:07pm UTC

I can normally push you right out of my heart
But I'm too tired to fight

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 7:15pm UTC

quote.
didn't expect that, did ya?

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Status
Photo
Place
Life Event
What's on your mind?
Do you really wanna know what's on my mind? I'm thinking that I just wanna leave. Everyone is so mean and I can't stand it anymore. I saw my "friends" laughing at me. I sat at lunch alone today. No one bothered to smile at me or even say hello.. all... day... long.Today pushed me over the edge and seeing him didn't help much either. He looked so happy with that other girl beside him, under his arm. I just wished desperately that I was still that girl. I don't think I can take this anymore and I just want to leave.
Today was an okay day.
♞Friends ▼
Post
nmf

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Boy: I b e t I c a n m a k e y o u s a y, "I love you."
Girl: N o, y o u c a n ' t.
Boy: S a y ' b l u e'.
Girl: B l u e .
Boy: S a y ' p i n k '.
Girl: P i n k.
Boy: S a y ' p u r p l e'.
Girl: P u r p l e .
Boy: H o w o l d a r e y o u?
Girl: 16 .
Boy: I t o l d y o u I c a n m a k e y ou s a y y o u r a g e.
Girl: N o , y o u s a i d t h a t y o u c a n m a k e m e s a y, "I love you."
Boy: Y o u ' r e r i g h t . I d i d .

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 8:41pm UTC

you haven't experienced
awkward...
until you tickle somene
who isn't ticklish
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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