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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2016 7:19pm UTC
    i didn't realize it, but
    THe DaYs came aLonG
    ONE AFTER ANOTHER, AND THEN TWO
    years were gone,
    anD everYTHinG was Gone,
    AND I WAS GONE.

  2. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2015 11:27am UTC
    May your hair, teeth, face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall. And may your blood pressure, triglycerides, cholesterol, white blood cell count, and mortgage interest rate not rise. Happy New Year.

  3. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    if a number is not
    divisible by 5 or 2
    I get very uncomfortable

  4. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2015 5:36pm UTC
    I can relate so much to this giraffe

  5. B R E E* B R E E*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2014 7:34am UTC
    “One day you’ll kiss someone a
    nd know those are the lips
    you want to kiss for the
    rest of your life.”

    Unknown

  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2014 3:31am UTC
    any girl to her dad in any tv show ever: i'm not your little girl anymore dad

  7. GlowingScars GlowingScars
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 6:41am UTC
    I am a living contradiction
    I either stay up all night or sleep for 16 hours
    I either starve myself or eat too much
    I fall in love too hard, or not at all
    I dont know what grey is, never did.

  8. Pinkygirl07 Pinkygirl07
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    when a girl changes her clothes in front of you
    she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned
    or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
    there are two kinds of people in this world
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9.  ☾ J a n n e t t e ☽* ☾ J a n n e t t e ☽*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 1:14pm UTC
    © format by jannette | don't remove credit please
    "Everyone promises forever until
    they find someone better."
    • © format by jannette
    Please don't remove •

  10. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 12:40pm UTC
    First Heartbreak
    You just lay on your cold bedroom floor
    Mascara running down your flushed red cheeks
    Gasping for air
    Crying
    Because the boy you loved with all your heart
    Left you all alone
    Without a care
    Without a second thought
    You feel emptiness
    Sorrow
    But you actually feel sorry for that boy
    Because now
    You don't light up when you hear his name
    You don't constantly tell your friends how amazing he is
    Or how amazing he was to you
    Because now he's just a memory in the back of your mind
    And you actually feel sorry for him
    Because you've moved on
    And he's just realizing what he lost

  11. lexiSut_xoxox lexiSut_xoxox
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 7:15am UTC
    ***
    Here i am, once again, I'm torn into pieces
    Can't deny it, can't pretend,
    Just thought you were the one.
    nmf.
    ***

  12. bethonmeth bethonmeth
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 12:36pm UTC
    It always rains the hardest
    on the people who deserve the sun

  13. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    The man of my life

  14. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    baby: d... d... d...
    father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
    baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 1:45pm UTC
    People cry not because they're weak.
    It's because they've been strong for too long.
    Gif taken by ImaUnicornx3

  17. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 4:48am UTC
    but why would we remove the wisest of our teeth

  18. LoveExtinguisher LoveExtinguisher
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 7:55am UTC
    Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.

  19. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 8:39am UTC
    ©

  20. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 8:34am UTC
    PLUVIOPHILE
    (n.) A lover of rain, someone
    who finds joy and peace of mind
    during rainy days.

:)

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