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Jessica♥*

*Freedom* · 7 years ago
Hello there!

I just started a new book called "There's Something Wrong With Dad!" If you're interested in reading this mystery thriller that included romance, murder and crime solving, check it out and tell me what you think!

https://www.wattpad.com/262971658-there%27s-something-wrong-with-dad-prologue

Thank you!! :)
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the1975* · 1 decade ago
I am in love with this quote. ♡
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
That was so spot-on.

But I read the whole thing and it went on like this and it sounded like someone who couldn't stop talking and there were no periods and at the end the voice in my head took a deep breath. Seriously.
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littledirectionerchristian* · 1 decade ago
This is my mom right here
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HakunaaMatata · 1 decade ago
Basically my plan
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Morgan* · 1 decade ago
I want to do that when I'm older but my mother says that I'm not allowed to go to college any more than three hours away. :(
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*AngelsAreBadass* · 1 decade ago
I'll take denial.
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*AngelsAreBadass* · 1 decade ago
You're telling me I'm going to wear pink for a show that I despise... Just for you?
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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath · 1 decade ago
It was better last year when it was OCTOBER 3rd on a Wednesday AND my super awesome school decided to raise money for breast cancer research that day. IT WAS A SEA OF PINK AND PROBABLY THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Whale then!
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Emacy · 1 decade ago
;'(

http://imgur.com/fFEhOT9
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Steve · 1 decade ago
I really think there is a market for people to be "validated". Imagine subscribing to a service where you get encouraging texts or likes on the stuff you post online. It would be like a modern day penpal.
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sexwithniallhoran69 · 1 decade ago
that's called lactic acid and its the thing that makes your muscles hurt. I might be wrong so don't hate me if I am
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freak* · 1 decade ago
YES.
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Jordan.* · 1 decade ago
Ahem.
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
why are you not making this happen.
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AnaCastro196 · 1 decade ago
their round and squishy. Guys like to play with them
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lemon.cake* · 1 decade ago
The only raeson i watched it was becuase loagn lerman was in it. then the movie and book was really amzing.
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xXAnnaXx · 1 decade ago
My life, EXACTLY. I'd give you advice but I don't know what to do about it myself.
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chachawawabubu · 1 decade ago
I'm that friend. :)
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