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Were all mad here*
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March 26, 2015 7:13pm UTC

Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.

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Fat Amy*
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March 26, 2015 10:56pm UTC

Lillian, don't hang your head
Love should make you feel good

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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April 6, 2014 10:52am UTC

Kanye West is weird but I love him

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happiest*
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December 9, 2013 3:07pm UTC

if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die

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happiest*
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December 6, 2013 3:19pm UTC

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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Hale_Storm18
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December 3, 2013 6:51pm UTC

in my 8th grade history class we had to make fake facebooks for historical figures and some kid did joan of arc and for their first status they put “chillin with jesus” and for their final status they put “i set fire to the rain”

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Breeze
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December 3, 2013 6:06pm UTC

uGLy CHRiSTMaS SWeaTeRS
are not ugly. they're freaking adorable.
Format by Breeze

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happiest*
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December 6, 2013 3:17pm UTC

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

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happiest*
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December 5, 2013 2:07pm UTC

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

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happiest*
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December 3, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Omf I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vag.ina”

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happiest*
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December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC

i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

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happiest*
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December 4, 2013 2:33pm UTC

there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u

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BravoSierra
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November 26, 2013 6:42pm UTC

My youngest sister got a detention and a letter sent home
because a boy told her "girls don't fart" so she sat on him and farted.
I'm actually dying right now.

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potatoesforlife
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December 5, 2013 8:38am UTC

IF YOU
WANNA BE MY LOVER you gotta get away from my
friends because they’re more
attractive looking and cooler than
me and you might choose them
instead which I completely
understand because I'm ugly

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natalieidc
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December 4, 2013 10:16pm UTC

last year this kid had some water damage
on his math textbook and when he turned
it in at the end of the year the teacher asked
him how it had gotten wet and he looked her
straight in the eye and said
"from my tears"

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natalieidc
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December 4, 2013 10:12pm UTC

my favorite men is ramen

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