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  1. thatbritishboy thatbritishboy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    Drops Of Jupiter
    Now that she's back in the atmosphere
    With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey
    She acts like summer and walks like rain
    Reminds me that there's a time to change, hey
    Since the return from her stay on the moon
    She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey 
    But tell me, did you sail across the sun?
    Did you make it to the Milky Way
    To see the lights all faded
    And that heaven is overrated?
    Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star?
    One without a permanent scar
    And then you missed me
    While you were looking for yourself out there?
     
    Now that she's back from that soul vacation
    Tracing her way through the constellation, hey
    She checks out Mozart while she does Tae-Bo
    Reminds me that there's room to grow, hey
     
    Now that she's back in the atmosphere
    I'm afraid that she might think of me as
    Plain ol' Jane told a story about a man
    Who was too afraid to fly so he never did land
     
    But tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet?
    Did you finally get the chance
    To dance along the light of day
    And head back to the Milky Way?
    And tell me, did Venus blow your mind?
    Was it everything you wanted to find?
    And then you missed me
    While you were looking for yourself out there
     
    Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
    Your best friend always sticking up for you
    Even when I know you're wrong?
    Can you imagine no first dance, freeze-dried romance
    Five-hour phone conversation
    The best soy latte that you ever had, and me?
     
    But tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet?
    Did you finally get the chance
    To dance along the light of day
    And head back toward the Milky Way?
     
    But tell me, did you sail across the sun?
    Did you make it to the Milky Way
    To see the lights all faded
    And that heaven is overrated?
    And tell me, did you fall for a shooting star?
    One without a permanent scar
    And then you missed me
    While you were looking for yourself?
    And did you finally get the chance
    To dance along the light of day?
    And did you fall for a shooting star?
    Fall for a shooting star?
    And now you're lonely looking for yourself out there

  2. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Dear children,
    When you are young, choose your best guy friends wisely.
    Because one day, you will probably fall in love with him.


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  4. cheerleader12 cheerleader12
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    My attitude will always be based on
    How you treat me.

  5. MVP8 MVP8
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    Making Up Code Names With Your Friends So You Can Talk About The Guys You Like

  6. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Here's to the girls
    that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
    ~
    nmf

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Nmq / Nmf. <3
    Dad, Remember when I killed that butterfly you said "no butter for a week?"
    Yeah.. So?
    Then I killed that honeybee and you said, "No honey for a week."
    Yeah.. So?
    Yeah, that was like a month ago. So?
    Well, mom just killed a c0ckroach... Should I break the news to her?

  8. cfc15nick15 cfc15nick15
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    what goes on witty, stays on witty
    ive learned that now

  9. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 11:12am UTC
    what happens when
    Alvin and the Chipmunks
    hit puberty?

  10. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  11. tylerr tylerr
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    December 27, 2011 5:33pm UTC
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  15. cfc15nick15 cfc15nick15
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:45am UTC
    when your heart skips so many beats

  16. SugarPlum96 SugarPlum96
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 12:34am UTC
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  17. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    favourite this
    if you want me to
    do another Q&A
    Al Nicholas

  18. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
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    December 22, 2011 3:17pm UTC
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  19. Coconut_Lipgloss Coconut_Lipgloss
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    December 22, 2011 1:36pm UTC
    Dear Perverts, I don't suck on popsicles, I viciously bite them. Sincerely, how's that for a mental image.


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