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  1. shopperchick33 shopperchick33
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    If Cinderella's shoes fit so perfectly,
    why did it fall off? ♥♥♥

  2. oXmusicishappinessXo oXmusicishappinessXo
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    that annoying person ;
    who always corrects you.
    it's like, alright, i know you're the smartest kid in the county,
    but shut the hell up.

  3. alyssaxxx alyssaxxx
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    you open the test and you cant even answer the first question.

  4. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    &On a scale of 1-100, how
    immature are you?
    "69."

  5. lovelasts21 lovelasts21
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    every class has that kid
    Who never talks, but is secretly hilarious.
    Knows every single answer to every single problem
    The one who pretends to be stupid, yet aces every quiz
    The actually stupid one
    The group of annoying preppy girls
    That kid all the teachers hate
    The one who smells weird
    The one who reminds the teacher about homework
    the try-hard
    The show off
    the one that your dont even know where they get there clothes...
    the one who wastes time
    The one everyone loves....
    and the one everyone hates.

  6. jackieBOWLERevans jackieBOWLERevans
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    PlayDough
    Fun To Play With
    Not To Eat

  7. panda_678 panda_678
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Her friends don't know,
    But her heart's silently breaking.
    She laughs so much,
    They don't know that she's faking.
    Although he doesn't see,
    He probably wouldn't care.
    She's crying for hours,
    Because life just isn't fair.

  8. caitlynrocx caitlynrocx
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    This is a stor y about Emily.
    She 's just sta rted
    middle school
    Emily comes home from school,
    and grabs onto her daddy's hand.
    He says babygirl, whats wrong with you?
    She says please dont make me go back there ever again...
    She said "I wish there was some way to make them s/t/o/p/ i.t...
    So he drives down there to that principal's office, and says-
    "I didn't bring her up, so theycould cut her down, I didn't bring her here, so they could shut her out.I'll live
    my W.H.O.L.E. damn life,
    to see that little girl smile.
    So why are tears, pouring down that sweet face?
    She wasn't brought up that way."
    Our Daddy's sacrifice so much, and just love so much. Every time I want to tell my Daddy I hate him, I stop to think, what life would be like without him.And I thank God that he is here. Now fave if you love your dad. Actually, fave this for all the fathers in the world. The sporty ones, the famous ones, the step-dads, the addicts, the drunks, the ones that have passed, and the ones that give themselves to protect our country. Because There is always at least a 20% margin of them that would do anything for their daughters.
    **LONG BUT WORTH
    READING <3**

  9. McKenziej13 McKenziej13
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    b e f o r e m a r r i a g e :
    Boy: I have been waiting for this day.
    Girl: Do u want me to leave?
    Boy: NO!
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Of Course
    Girl: Will you ever cheat on me?
    Boy: Never in my life
    Girl: Will you ever kiss me?
    Boy: Every chance i get!
    Girl: Will you hit me?
    Boy: Are you crazy?
    Girl: Can i trust you?
    Boy: Yes!!
    Girl: Sweet heart! ♥
    after marriage:
    read bottom to top ♥
    not my quote/format

  10. loveable2000 loveable2000
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Watcha doin'
    eatin' chocolate
    where'd ya get it?
    a doggy dropped it
    where's the doggy?
    behind the door
    what's it doing' ?
    making more

    nmf

  11. ashleydancer98 ashleydancer98
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    don't worry Isabella;
    my phineas doesn't understand either

  12. kaykayhardy kaykayhardy
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    I think your eyebrows need a divorce.
    NMF

  13. adg9198 adg9198
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    When my friend says
    cool story bro tell it again
    I always tell it again


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Bahamaslover27 Bahamaslover27
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Hi mom, just letting you know that if i cant take off the my skinny jeans, neither can the rapist.
    Your mother lost her phone. I happened to find it.
    Challenge accepted.

  16. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    I wish witty...
    was homework ♥
    kclove5(c)

  17. Whitneyb282 Whitneyb282
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    One day a man jumped off the Golden Gate bridge.
    When the police went searching through his house afterward, they found a note.
    It read; "Today I will walk to the bridge. If anyone smiles at me, I won't jump."
    I make a point to smile at everyone now.
    sixbillionsecrets
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. ry22 ry22
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    Who else wants their school
    to have lockers,
    Like the ones from Hollywood Arts High School

  19. fuckbrittany fuckbrittany
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    Youtube:
    Everyday i'm bufferin'
    \

  20. IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

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