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It's hard to forget someone
who gave you so much to remember ♥

FOR SALE: ONE HEART. HORRIBLE CONDITION. WILL TAKE ANYTHING FOR IT. PLEASE. JUST CUT IT OUT OF MY CHEST AND END THIS SURFFERING..

Bahamaslover27
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February 14, 2012 3:36am UTC

Manicure:
Pa y i n g $ 4 0 t o g e t m a d e f u n o f i n a n o t h e r l a ng uage .

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Bahamaslover27
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January 30, 2012 3:15pm UTC

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

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Bahamaslover27
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January 27, 2012 9:42pm UTC

To all you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knifes are kept.

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Bahamaslover27
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January 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC

I wish people were like money,
so you could hold them up to the light and see which ones were real and fake.

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Bahamaslover27
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January 24, 2012 3:21pm UTC

I
Guys are like Stars.
There are a million of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true. It's the star that falls for you.
★

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Bahamaslover27
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January 24, 2012 2:45pm UTC

Lets d!lɟ a coin.
HEADS: You're mine. TAILS: I'm yours.

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Bahamaslover27
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January 22, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Why is monday so far from friday, and friday so near to Monday?

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January 22, 2012 7:25pm UTC

That awkward moment
WHEN YOU REALIZE EVERY HOUSE HAS A PARTICULAR SMELL, BUT YOU CAN'T SMELL THE ONE AT YOUR HOUSE.

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Bahamaslover27
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January 22, 2012 7:23pm UTC

That awkward moment
WHEN YOUR PHONE RINGS IN CHURCH. EVEN MORE AWKWARD, WHEN YOUR RINGTONE IS JUDAS BY LADY GAGA.

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Bahamaslover27
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January 22, 2012 7:10pm UTC

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Trying to Forget
being Hurt by someone you love is
like trying to remember
someone you never met.f/

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Bahamaslover27
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September 18, 2011 4:20pm UTC

Hi mom, just letting you know that if i cant take off the my skinny jeans, neither can the rapist.
Your mother lost her phone. I happened to find it.
Challenge accepted.

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Bahamaslover27
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September 5, 2011 12:33am UTC

Li ke i f you have...
A fake family on facebook
nmf

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