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July 12, 2011 9:19pm UTC

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July 9, 2011 1:55pm UTC

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July 9, 2011 1:43pm UTC

I'm not weird
I'm limited edition

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Astronaut101
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July 9, 2011 1:24pm UTC

"Hey. What are you doing?"
Nuffin muffin just chillen
like a villan.
(No wonder I sit by myself at lunch)

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July 9, 2011 11:39am UTC

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

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Astronaut101
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July 9, 2011 11:31am UTC

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

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July 9, 2011 11:18am UTC

Wanna know a secret?
You are beautiful
Black, white, gay, straight, bi
Whether you are smart or quiet
Or whether you are in love with him or her
Someone out there cherishes your smile
Someone gets butterflies when you walk in the room
Someone can't get you off their mind
You are beautiful
Don't ever believe differently.

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Astronaut101
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July 8, 2011 4:04pm UTC

That panic attack you have
when your in the bathroom
and out of toilet paper.

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Astronaut101
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July 7, 2011 2:22pm UTC

I just saw a road sign that said "road wet when raining"
NO DIP SHERLOCK.
MLIA <3

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July 7, 2011 2:03pm UTC

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July 7, 2011 10:29am UTC

When I first met Steven, he said his name was Bob the Builder.
Every time he had to do something he sang "Can we fix it? Yes I can!"
He made me smile and laugh when my boyfriend was being a douche.
One night my boyfriend called me names and made me cry.
Well I cried in my room when Steven came behind me and hugged me.
He whispered in my ear "Whats wrong kitty cat?"
I told him "My heart is broken"
He wiped my tears and said "Can I fix it? Yes I can..."

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Astronaut101
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July 6, 2011 10:59pm UTC

Life goal = Getting a top quote on witty <3

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Astronaut101
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July 6, 2011 10:54pm UTC

If someone said,
3 years from now
He'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch their mouth
because their all wrong.
<3

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July 6, 2011 10:43pm UTC

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July 6, 2011 1:21pm UTC

Look. I know this quote isn't about boys, break-ups, or anything like this but its still worth reading. I am a model for a scene clothing company called So-So Happy. Society now is based on judging people by their LOOKS. Ever heard that quote "don't judge a book by its cover" why is that never being used in reality? Yea people say they don't judge people but in all truth you guys DO judge people. Ever looked at a girl and thought "why can't I be that pretty?" or looked at a girl and thought "Im glad I don't look like her." See what I mean? Everyone is beautiful in their own way. I hate being a model. Modeling is a lie. Its like saying im perfect by nature. Im not perfect but everyone thinks I am. When people see me in real life they get disapointed because I wear sweatpants, tank tops, hats, braclets and look normal. You are all beautiful and don't forget it.
If you've made it this far in my quote fav if you agree. Zoie Zombies loves you <3

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Astronaut101
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July 5, 2011 7:51pm UTC

I was walking in the park with this little boy who was my best friend.
This man came out of no where and picked me up and tried to take me to his car.
My friend jumped up and kicked the man's leg out from under him and screamed at him.
My friend held me when the man left when I was crying and told me everything was ok.
Wanna know the best part of the story?
We were 9 <3

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Astronaut101
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July 5, 2011 1:59pm UTC

Putting up a quote and only getting one fave and thinking
"Damn....I thought that was funny"

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Astronaut101
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July 5, 2011 9:05am UTC

If a picture...
Tells a 100 words
why do mine have
to say UGLY
100 times?

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Astronaut101
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July 4, 2011 11:21pm UTC

Who else thinks that having a "Boy Factory" run by girls would make the world a better place?

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