1. People who point at their
wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where
the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the
toilet is?
2. People who are willing
to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote
because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.
3. When people say
"Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say
"it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while
watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid
$12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask
"Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is
'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.
8. When people say
"life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats
longer?
9. When you are waiting
for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If
the bus came, would I be standing
here???