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  1. teenqueen143 teenqueen143
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    3 weeks ago: temple run
    2 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
    last week: yolo
    this week: kony
    now: Draw Something

  2. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  3. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

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    Not mine. I just love it

  4. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Him:"HELP, SHARK!"
    Me: Silly goose, that shark isn't going to help you.
    nmf/nmq

  5. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Dancing the Macarena:
    *Starts singing*
    jksfvbsoudjvb
    sdvlbsdvuodbf
    dzjvobwdeuocbl
    sjasobaojlfbsdk
    vbobvwlvwefh
    seivghbnlcklw
    AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
    MACARENA!!

  8. SpaceBound97 SpaceBound97
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    One Directon.
    allcredittocaptivated
    Justin Bieber.

  9. dancergrl101 dancergrl101
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    you are my ☀
    my only ☀
    you make me ツ
    when skies are grey ☁
    you'll never know dear,
    how much I ❤ you
    please don't take my ☀ away

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That fake laugh you do
    When you don't understand what someone said to you.

  11. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    Epicness Fully Loaded.

  12. i_love_nerds11 i_love_nerds11
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    flowers gleam and glow,
    LET YOUR POWER SHINE.
    MAKE THE CLOCK REVERSE,
    bring back what once was mine. ♥

  13. lexielicous12 lexielicous12
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Does Apple know
    that 99%
    of the people that
    enter their stores go in
    just to play around on the Macs, ipods and ipads?

  14. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    HAHA YOU FELL!
    ...Oh crap...you're crying.

  15. dreamx3r dreamx3r
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    we forget.
    there are alot of quotes about cutting. it's really an awful thing and i feel beyond terrible for anyone who is pushed to it. But we forget the people who don't cut & go through everyday trying to be happy despite the bad things in their lives. we forget the people who have the same amount of problems as those who (unfortunately) take it out on themselves. what i'm saying is,
    don't just look for the pain that is projected onto the wrists of the broken...
    but remember to look for that pain in the eyes of the breaking.♥
    my quote
    nmf

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I say "I'm tired" or "I'm hungry"
    When I don't know what else to say.

  17. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 1:22am UTC
    On a scale of 1-100 how immature are you?
    69.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Wiping your loose hair on the side of the shower
    Because it won't come off your fingers.

  19. OneBreathAway OneBreathAway
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    After sending a risky text
    Throwing your phone away from you
    OneBreathAway

  20. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    if you give a girl a marker,
    she will draw a heart.
    format by jimmy365

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