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bunnylover43
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July 12, 2013 10:55pm UTC

Today me and my friend prank called walmart, taget and another store with a pizzera inside of it and random people for about 2 hours

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bunnylover43
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August 1, 2013 7:24pm UTC

When I'm Sick:
Mom: You're sick because you fall asleep at 1 am
Mom: You're sick because you sleep all day.
Mom: You're sick because you are always on the internet.
Mom: You're sick because you sleep with too many blankets.
Mom: You're sick because you sleep with too little blankets.
Mom: You're sick because you don't go outside
Mom: You're sick because you go outside too much.
Mom: You're sick because you didn't clean your room.
Mom: You're sick because you spent too much time cleaning your room.
Mom: You're sick because you don't talk to any one.
Mom: You're sick because you are constantly texting people.

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bunnylover43
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August 3, 2013 12:00pm UTC

We live in a world where if someone says there are a billion stars in the sky you'll believe them, but when someone says the paint of the wall is wet, you have to go and touch it to make sure.

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bunnylover43
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August 6, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Justin timberlake puts out a brand of Cereal: Justin Timberflakes
Justin timberlake opens up a bakery: Justin Timberbakes
Hey look! Justin Timberlake is at a barbecue! He's making: Justin Timbersteaks
Justin timberlake lipsyncs: Justin Timberfakes
Oh look, it's Justin Timberlake's birthday, he gets a: Justin Timbercake

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bunnylover43
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August 7, 2013 9:06pm UTC

Me: * sings in the shower
Me: I sound like beyonce omg
*Simon Cowell walks into bathroom*
Him: it's a no from me.

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bunnylover43
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August 13, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Me: sh.t I turned off the lights without grabbing my phone
Me: no problem I'll just use the light from my phone to-
Me: dammit

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bunnylover43
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August 13, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are.

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bunnylover43
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August 13, 2013 9:22pm UTC

me: mom, i need money
mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 9:25pm UTC

Could you imagine if doctors sent out texts to people?
like getting a text that said "he’s Debra" and then getting one that was like
"omg wtf autocorrect i meant he’s dead lol"

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bunnylover43
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August 13, 2013 9:28pm UTC

white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*

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bunnylover43
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August 13, 2013 9:32pm UTC

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume
but I really can’t hear anything

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Ashley1D
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November 14, 2012 6:37am UTC

Okay so I have volleyball try outs today and I'm really nervous... What do I doooooooooo????

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bunnylover43
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January 7, 2013 9:06pm UTC

My brother: *On my ipad* Call me connor
Siri: Okay for now on, I 'll call you Condom...Is that okay?

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bunnylover43
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January 8, 2013 3:59pm UTC

PLESE READ
A MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
Hey remember when Witty Profiles got in trouble for having bad words on it? It's happened again and I have 3 days to clean up the site. If your quotes have adult language, sexual language, swears, etc, please DELETE them. If the site isn't cleaned up within 3 days, advertising will be disabled and I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online anymore.
Update: I'm running a pass on the quotes to filter out those that contain sensitive words. A number of quotes are going to disappear :(

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bunnylover43
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January 8, 2013 6:11pm UTC

My mother thought ed sheeran was 12 when i showed a picture of him....
and i was like....mom...just...no...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 6:13pm UTC

imagine
if one day you woke up
and you had a third eye
on your forehead and you
checked the news and
literally everyone on
earth suddenly had a
third eye no one
could figure out the
explanation everyone
just randomly grew a third eye
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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the_story_left_untold
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January 8, 2013 6:29pm UTC

I'm glad no one loves me actually. It'll be easier for me to leave.i don't have to worry about hurting anyone

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chanelreid16
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December 25, 2012 2:02am UTC

Taylor Swift had the nerve to call Niall a Fat Blonde Ugly Pig

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jersey_Girl
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December 25, 2012 8:31am UTC

Anyone else think that Taylor Swift's song "Stay Stay Stay" sounds like a Target commercial? Atleast the beginning part!
Thanks Aly, now I can't listen to her songs without thinking that. lol -.-

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