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  1. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
    Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
    30% are over 18,
    and 15% are under 10,
    which leaves 5% of the population.
    2% of the remaining fish are taken,
    and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
    of the fish, what the fish looks like,
    and what you two have in common.
    After all of that narrowing down,
    there is only one fish left in the sea.
    That fish is your nemo, so
    never let anyone dare to tell you that
    there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
     

  2. Alybuzz Alybuzz
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    I'm Jealous Of My Parents
    I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
    . ......

  3. KatyMalfoy KatyMalfoy
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    for a very short period of
    time, you were the
    youngest person in the
    world.
    mind = blown.
    omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com

  4. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    ----> A kid gave his teacher
    a blank piece of paper. <----
    Teacher: What is this?
    Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
    Kid: The cow ate all of it.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
    Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

  5. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    .: w h e n a g u y a c c i d e n t l y h i t s y o u r b o o b :.

  6. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    It's been 2 days since my boyfriend died.
    I still can't stop crying..
    I know he'd want me to be strong, but I can't, I just can't..
    He was too young to die.. He was only 15 years old.
    I don't want to live without him.
    I don't think I can do this. :'/
    CANCER, I FREAKING HATE YOU.
    Rest In Peace Matthew
    (FramingMatthew on Witty)
    8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
    I'll never forget you..
    I love you.

  7. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

  8. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I'm Do You Realize That
    any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known it
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  9. little_miss_sunshine_15 little_miss_sunshine_15
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 2:35pm UTC
    Remember When We Were Little
    we would say
    "Do you like him, or do you
    'LIKE-LIKE' him?"

  10. spencer21 spencer21
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    TODAY I SAW A GIRL,
    With crazy-colored hair walking down the street.
    [♥] with a shirt that said, "Don't Judge."
    my friend tapped my shoulder, pointed at her, then started laughing.
    Then she turned around,
    the back of her shirt said,
    "I'm just having fun with my hair before chemo."
    She Gives Me Hope.
    nmf &givesmehope.com :)
    LAYOUTCREDI
    

  11. trapped trapped
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    It's been a year daddy.
    I really really miss you.
    Mommy said your in a safe place now.
    In a beautiful place called Heaven.
    We had your favorite dinner tonight.
    I ate it all up!
    Even though I don't like carrots..
    I learned how to swim this summer.
    I can even open my eyes when I'm under water.
    Can you see me?
    It's been 5 years daddy.
    And I'm in 5th grade now.
    I really like computers.
    But, math is hard.
    Mommy lets me sleep in one of your tee shirts.
    I think it still smells like you.
    I don't need to sleep with the light on anymore.
    I try not to cry daddy,
    but it still hurts.
    I really miss you daddy.
    Can you see me?
    It's been ten years daddy.
    I started high school.
    I made the honor roll,
    I hope you're proud of me.
    I'm also on the soccer team.
    Can you see me on the field?
    I started thinking about colleges.
    Do you think I could be a doctor?
    I know you'll be with me when I walk down the isle..
    I try not to be sad.
    But it hurts.
    I hope you know you're my hero.
    I love you so much.
    Can you see me?
    This is for all the kids who have lost a parent, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, grandparent, etc. in their life due to 9/11.
    Rest in peace. 
     

  12. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 8:41am UTC
    -finished first page of test-
    *flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

  13. AmberMariexo AmberMariexo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 7:07am UTC
    Every girl has five personalities;
    1. How she acts at school.
    2. How she acts around her friends.
    3. How she acts around her family.
    4. How she acts when she's with him.
    5. How she acts when she's alone.

  14. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    dear guy sitting next to me,
    I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke's on you, I
    didn't study either. [♥]
    nmf

  15. xoxoChristina xoxoChristina
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    n e v e r
    FORGET
    what someone says to you when they are
    ANGRY
    because that is when the truth comes out

  16. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  17. caughtinthe_chains caughtinthe_chains
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    apparently, Twilight is "so popular"
    because teenagers can relate to it.
    oh yeah, i remember that time
    when i was a
    vampire

  18. Dreamless Dreamless
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 3:14pm UTC
    torn between two
    w h o w o u l d y o u c h o o s e:
    the one that you love
    or the one
    that loves you?

  19. Chloaaay17 Chloaaay17
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    i've been in 2 milleniums,
    2 centuries, 3 decades, seen the first black president of
    USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Laden kiilled, a royal
    wedding between a prince and a commoner and the end
    of the world.
    i'm not even 20 yet.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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