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1. Aidan
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2013 5:10pm UTC
   Douche: Why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me?
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   Girl: Because a rollercoaster can actually make me scream.
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2. happiest*
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   May 4, 2013 3:40pm UTC
   Dentist:*Stabs you in the mouth*
   Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss
   
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3. Ethanol
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   June 7, 2013 4:09am UTC
   “Truth or dare”
   “Truth”
   “What’s your credit card number”
   
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4. amber98
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   June 6, 2013 10:11pm UTC
   If you can make me smile, I'll remember you.
   
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5. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2013 12:50pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   You know you're a 90s kid
   when JB stands for 'Jonas Brothers' and not 'Justin Bieber'.
   
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