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Member Since: 7 Dec 2012 10:02am

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user id: 341183

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Hey. This is my 2nd account on Witty. I forgot my other so I get the just of what goes on here.

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posted a quote
January 2, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Boyfriend: I'm breaking up with you.
Best Friend: I hate you.
Mom: You're grounded.
Me: ........ *Pulls up Witty*

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January 2, 2013 3:20pm UTC

You can torture me, beat me, hurt me.
But I swear, if you threaten to give me Tamiflu®,
I'll spill all my secrets.

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posted a quote
December 30, 2012 4:02pm UTC

I saved the text. The one you sent asking me out.
I saved the text. The text that said, "I love you."
I saved the text. The text that said I wasn't good enough and you found someone better.
Now I understand that they were all meaningless words to begin with.
And the sick part is?
I actually believed you.

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December 30, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Witty;
When I want to laugh, cry, and read about emo people cutting themselves.

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posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:38pm UTC

So today, I went to McDonald's
drive through
And when the lady said, "Hello, welcome to Mcdonalds, what would you like to order?"
I said, "Um, the chicken please."
She said, "What kind?"
Confused I said, "Erm, the real kind?" Not realizing she meant nugget or finger.
Then, the lady said, "Oh, Im sorry, we don't serve that here." And disconnected me.

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posted a quote
December 7, 2012 10:13am UTC

I hate being bipolar.
It's fantastic.
nmq

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