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Chris*
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October 27, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Me: (;
Him: Woah, calm down.

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Steve*
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October 27, 2013 3:58pm UTC

it’s kinda f.cked up that funerals cost so much like
not only is your loved one dead but now you’re in debt

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Hale_Storm18
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October 25, 2013 2:39pm UTC

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while they post selfies where they're biting their lip and squinting looking like they're trying to read something in size 3 font

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Hale_Storm18
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October 25, 2013 2:49pm UTC

hey! stop scrolling! i just want you to know
--you are never as awkward as you think you are
--you are never as annoying as you think you are
--you are never as boring as you think you are
--your compliments re never as creepy as you think they are
--you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
chin up, dude
okay keep scrolling

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Hale_Storm18
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October 25, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Having a mental disorder makes you see the world in a different way. You notice things normal people don't. Like the faint scars on people's arms, the emptiness in their eyes, the way they smile with their mouths but not with their eyes, the anxiousness they feel when having to eat in front of others. Just little things most would look over. But you notice. Because they're just like you.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 15, 2013 10:07am UTC

by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12

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Hale_Storm18
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October 22, 2013 3:02pm UTC

i'm single by choice. just not my choice.

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blondeforever
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October 23, 2013 10:02am UTC

And at last
All the pictures have been burned
And all the past
Is just a lesson that we've learned.

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Andrea1nfinity
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 10:09am UTC

I wonder if I'm anyones crush...
lol nah

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Christina*
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 5:32am UTC

►Just A Game of Tag,►
I chased him,
He chased me,
But, neither of us knew.
I caught him,
He caught me,
But, neither of us knew.
I screamed "Tag!"
He yelled back.
But, neither of us knew.
I fell down,
He ran fast,
One of us knew,
I called for help,
He skipped the rocks,
One of us knew,
I shed my tears,
He drank some beer,
One of us knew,
He wasn't the one for me.

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BravoSierra
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October 22, 2013 4:12pm UTC

me: *writes the title of my paper*
me: *rewards myself with an hour of internet*

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 12:50pm UTC

what happens when you put nutella on salmon?
you get samonella.
hahahahahahahahaha
someone date me plz

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Andrea1nfinity
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October 22, 2013 10:29am UTC

Because cats.

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Andrea1nfinity
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 10:34am UTC

Mom: In five years you won't even remember his last name.
Me: In five years it will be my last name...
Mom:
Me:
Mom: What...?
Me: What?

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Martin Luther King must have slept a lot,
that was quite a bit of dreams he had there.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Ninja918
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October 21, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Going to a store dressed nice really pays off when you see a cute boy.

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Ineedmakyinme
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October 21, 2013 10:52pm UTC

Kill me before I lay eggs.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 11:02pm UTC

So my aunt sent me thing long as ever email that was literally 4 pages long.
Talking about everything and anything leaving there nothing really to reply to so I sent,
"Dude, that's deep."
Just waiting for her to come and smash my face against my keyboarweofsjdcxl;,as
...

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burning*
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October 21, 2013 11:06pm UTC

"me on my wedding day: you still like my right"

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