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Amberr1027

Amberr1027
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 11:33am UTC
I'm Doctor Worm.
Good morning how are you?
I'm Doctor Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor.
But, I am a real worm.
<3

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Amberr1027
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 5:44pm UTC
*phone rings*
''Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?''

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Amberr1027
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 10:43am UTC
I bet you're really lazy.
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I bet you didn't read that number!

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Amberr1027
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 8:02pm UTC
That Awkward Moment
when Winnie The Pooh doesn't like honey anymore.(:

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Amberr1027
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July 24, 2011 7:56pm UTC
So.. how would weatherman tell people about the weather if there power goes out? Are they going to call everyone and say what the weather is? Oh wait, the power is out!

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Amberr1027
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July 23, 2011 5:41pm UTC
Am I the only one who tries not to smile when your parents are yelling at you?
<3

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