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Amberr1027

1. Amberr1027
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   January 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC
   Merp.
   
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2. Amberr1027
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   January 7, 2012 12:43pm UTC
   I remember years ago, someone told me I should take caution when it comes to love, I did <3
   
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3. Amberr1027
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   November 22, 2011 8:18am UTC
   Girl: "I'm sexy and I know it!''
   Me: "You're ugly and you show it."
   nmq
   
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4. Amberr1027
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   November 16, 2011 5:20pm UTC
   WHAT DO YOU USE?
   Fave for ooVoo(:
   Comment for Skype!
   
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5. Amberr1027
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   November 7, 2011 8:51am UTC
   you mad bro?
   
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6. Amberr1027
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   November 7, 2011 8:44am UTC
   That awkward moment
   when your bro actually comes at you...
   
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7. Amberr1027
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   November 6, 2011 9:47am UTC
   Heey beautifuls(: Anyone would like to be my witty bestfriend? <3
   
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8. Amberr1027
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   November 6, 2011 9:36am UTC
   Cool Story, Bro.
   Don't Tell It Again.
   
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9. Amberr1027
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   November 6, 2011 9:33am UTC
   Hey, you're hot. Come home with me? (;
   
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10. Amberr1027
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    November 6, 2011 9:30am UTC
    Does anyone else remember ''Hottie Lomatti with the Swimmer's Body'' from Hannah Montana?
    
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11. Amberr1027
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    November 6, 2011 8:41am UTC
    Wiggle , Wiggle , Wiggle , Wiggle , Wiggle , yeah . ;D
    
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12. Amberr1027
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    October 23, 2011 11:28am UTC
    And who else, feels their legs before you go in the shower to see if you have to shave..
    
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13. Amberr1027
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    October 22, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    That awkward moment when there are no more awkward moments to tell...
    
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14. Amberr1027
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    October 22, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
    
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15. Amberr1027
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    October 22, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    Being sexy is a hard job, but someone has to do it.
    
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16. Amberr1027
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    October 22, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    Come at me, bro.
    
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17. Amberr1027
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    October 22, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    My pokemon brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? and I'm like I'll trade you my pikachu, but I'mma have to charge(;
    
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18. Amberr1027
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    October 22, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    WARNING
    I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
    
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19. Amberr1027
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    August 16, 2011 11:57am UTC
    When I chew gum in school and then I don't get caught..
    I feel like such a boss
    
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20. Amberr1027
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    August 10, 2011 10:20am UTC
    I hate it when:
    You've got your hair perfect then you walk out your front door and a big gust a wind comes and messes it all up!
    ;/
    
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