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KittKat17
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September 15, 2009 7:52pm UTC

The Difference Between School & Life ?
In school, you're taught a lesson & then given a test.
In life, you`re given a test that teaches you a lesson.

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sUDZ
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September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC

If a guy compliments your shirt,
He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
well hun, he's gay.
omggg all minee (:
so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
yay (: !!!

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xothecullenatorxo
posted a quote
August 2, 2009 4:24pm UTC

All the ladies in the house throw your ands in the air!
All the fellas in the house throw your hands in the air!
If you played Edward Cullen throw your hands in the air!
If you're voting Zac Efron throw your hands in the air!
If you're also voting Zac Efron throw your hands in the air!
If you just found out you're pregnant throw your hands in the air!
If you've got no arms throw you hands in the air!
All the sexy grannies throw your ands in the air!
Now Megan Fox!
If you party all the time throw your hands in the air!
If you party way too much throw your hands in the air!
If you need an intervention,you're that guy there.
Now have an intervention,have an intervention,have an intervention,have an intervention.
Your familys' here,you familys' here,your familys' here,your familys' here.
Dr.Drew ya'll,Dr.Drew.Dr.Drew ya'll,Dr.Drew.Cameron D. ya'll,Cameron D. Cameron D. ya'll,Cameron D.
Now have a breakthrough,have a breakthrough.
Go to re-hab,go to re-hab.
NOW CRY!!!
Haha Andy Samburg at the MTV movie awards!!

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paperheartsxx
posted a quote
July 28, 2009 7:09pm UTC

come break me down,
bury me, bury me

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoals10xo
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 2:36pm UTC

i got a mouth f u l l of skittles..
wanna taste the rainbow?
not mine
credit for the editt!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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beekybeeky2929
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 3:02pm UTC

If you choke a smurff......
what color does it turn?

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beekybeeky2929
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 3:19pm UTC

"I laugh, and it was amazing! I swear I could see my laughter floating around me like puffy things you blow off a dandelion, only instead of being white it was birthday-cake-frosting-blue. wow! Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun? I wonder if this was what it was like to be high."
P.C Cast and Kristin Cast

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LucyChanDesu
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 3:23pm UTC

Why is it That Donald Duck never wears trousers...
››but when he gets out of the shower he puts a towel round his waist?‹‹

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xcircus507x
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 3:55pm UTC

You know you are living in 2009 when...
Everything can be answered with "your mom" and "that's what she said"

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xcircus507x
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 3:56pm UTC

You know you are living in 2009 when...
Songs are considered "old" after 2 weeks.

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xcircus507x
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 4:01pm UTC

You know you are living in 2009 when...
Wearing oversized white t-shirts, backwards flap top hats,
and pants pulled down to your knees are considered "cool"

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xoxcrazychica8
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 4:10pm UTC

cheerleaders are dancers
who went retarded.
k lol had to do it...
from bring it on!!
haha dont leave nasty comments
saying oh cheerleading is more then dancing or w.e
cuz im a captain of my team!
i know cheerleading is moreeee. lol

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Sillymee43
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 4:24pm UTC

Follow your dreams...
except the one when you're
at school in your underwear.
credit to:: angelfire.com

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BigBlueEyes17
posted a quote
July 12, 2009 5:07pm UTC

&& What's attached to his disco stick?..
Disco balls??

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hammy6666
posted a quote
July 8, 2009 9:37pm UTC

ok
i have been noticing that a lot
of people when exeplaining
twilight
say that it is about a girl
that falls in love with a
108 year old vampire
well if you read the whol
series
then you would explain in like this...
well its about a girl who falls in love with a vampire and a werewolf and she has to make the decision of her life of which deadly creature to spend the rest of her life with.
i don't know about you but that sounds like a explanation that would get me to read a book...

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xoxosmileyface7729
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July 9, 2009 2:59pm UTC

Wizards on DECK with HANNAH MONTANA

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