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KayleighLovesYou
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 5:48am UTC

I'm taking a survey.
If you're single - Fave.
If you're taken - Comment.
If you don't care because you have Ben&Jerry's ice cream and Witty - Do both. :)
- Not my idea

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 12:22am UTC

Fave this if you love your Mom for everything
she has done
for you
♥

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 5:14pm UTC

Dear Children,
When you look under your bed,
what exactly are you planning to
do when you find me?
Sincerely, The Monster.
*credit to dearblankpleaseblank.com

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yourbiggestfanxo
posted a quote
April 7, 2011 7:57pm UTC

PERIODS SUCK 11
Peeing in the morning after you wake up and
the toilet looks like a bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
notmine!

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justbeyourself9397
posted a quote
April 1, 2011 3:37pm UTC

>>Crying so hard<<
that all you do is gasp for air and hyperventilate.
Only me? [:

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Enchanted777
posted a quote
April 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC

Jesus died for me,
so I'm gonna
live for him [♥]

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dude69
posted a quote
March 21, 2011 4:54pm UTC

I just read a quote that said...
Based on Scientific study,
GOD
doesn't exist
If you believe in GOD
you are mentally unstable
FAVORITE THIS IF YOU KNOW AND BELIEVE THERE IS A GOD!
FAVORITE THIS IF YOU KNOW THERE IS A GOD

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ellarosemartinez
posted a quote
March 25, 2011 3:26pm UTC

saving a photo as
jkjksghjhgjfkhgk
because you're too lazy to write a proper title
not my format

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Bucketkiaad33
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 1:23pm UTC

Here's to the girls,
That aren't drooling over JamesBrass.

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alwaysforeverme
posted a quote
March 26, 2011 9:11pm UTC

My hair isn't straight or curly...
It's just (a w k w a r d l y w a v y)
poke the -->♥<-- if yours is too ;)

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LoveHisBlueEyes
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 10:35am UTC

When you carry
the Bible, Satan gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living
...it, he flees. And just when you're
about to fav this,
he'll try to discourage you...
Any takers?

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Koshka
posted a quote
April 12, 2011 9:37pm UTC

click to see this quote

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memoriescutlikeknives
posted a quote
April 18, 2011 4:00pm UTC

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Unique2thePeak
posted a quote
March 26, 2011 4:26pm UTC

Sad?You will later be happy.
Alone?You will later have company.
Crying? You will later smile.
Why?
Cause according to Newton
For every action there's an equal or opposite reaction
♥
♥ -tumblr(mine??)

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livlafluv95
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 9:15pm UTC

If you watch Mean Girls backwards,
it's about a girl who gets so unpopular that she has to move to africa

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ellarosemartinez
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 7:35pm UTC

tears
are a way how your eyes speak
when your mouth can't explain
>>the depth of your pain<<
PPain <<

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Mooshoo10
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 7:15pm UTC

Pushing your friends
into random people

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