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  1. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  2. MakaylaFay MakaylaFay
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    I didn't trip
    i w a s t e s t i n g gr a v i t y .

    Duh...
    format by: Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE

  3. coltnbenson coltnbenson
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When Someone Is telling You A Joke And You Don't Get It :D
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. ImmaBelieber67 ImmaBelieber67
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Did you know? #180
    Yawning is contagious - even thinking about yawning is enough. After reading this fact, there is a 50% chance you will yawn.

  5. alibaby2014 alibaby2014
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Did You Konw Taht You Can Raed Aynhithng As Lnog As The Fsirt and Lsat Lteters Are In The Smae Pacle?

  6. alibaby2014 alibaby2014
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    Wanna Save The World?!
    Make A Document, Name It "The World" and Save It.

  7. MissAimee2334 MissAimee2334
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    Favourite if your like this:
    1. When you see popular girls in short skirts you think, "Id love to have a short skirt and be popular"
    2. After you've had a bath/shower you cant be bothered to get dressed because your lazy and your too cold.
    3.You want a fairytale boyfriend, one who will hold you tightly, give you their sweater when your freezing♥
    4. When your really proud of a piece of work you've done, you say to everyone its rubbish. Then you look at theirs and say its really good, in your head your thinking "mines like actually better" ;P
    5. You say to your friends, "oh I hate boys who dump you by text or friends" but then when the time comes for you to dump a guy, your like "Im to shy to go up to their face and dump them!!"
    6. You dont actually care how many calories you eat.
    7. You get really jealous when someone else likes your boyfriend, even though you go "its fine,dont worry!"
    8. When your doing a task in a text book at school, you always wanna be the first to finish :P
    9. When you stub your toe, you think your gunna die.
    10. You say to your friends you will keep a secret but you tell someone and make them swear not to tell anyone, so no one finds out.
    By: MissAimee2334

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    i hope hell has wifi

  9. alexcovel alexcovel
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
    Highlight
    HAHA your like WTF???

  10. Samers21 Samers21
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    After you frost a cake don't you always stick your fingers in the frosting? or lick the knife? anyone else.....

  11. xXxForeverxYoursxXx xXxForeverxYoursxXx
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    If you are what you eat...
    how come I don't remeber eating a sexy beast.
    nmf

  12. xoxoSirenaa xoxoSirenaa
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Who else remembers,
    when trying to plan something with your friends
    "does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"
    Lol :)
    - xoxo , Sirenaa ♥

  13. lovesomuchithurts lovesomuchithurts
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    That akward moment when,
    Someone yells at you for clicking a pen but you have to click it one more time to use it...

  14. Meghan* Meghan*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 11:26am UTC
    My boyfriend's name is sleep.
    And I get some every night!

  15. silentorchestra silentorchestra
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 1:16pm UTC
    Good girls
    are just bad girls who don't get caught.

  16. iLuvYou4ever iLuvYou4ever
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. blueskies blueskies
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    FACE DOWN
    A$$ UP
    THATS THE WAY I LIKE TO
    tie my shoes

  18. Dima5342 Dima5342
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    Hide n Seek Champions:
    1. Waldo
    2. Osama Bin Laden
    3. Phone when on Silent.

  19. Bianca1 Bianca1
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 1:21pm UTC
     
    Spouse:Why are you still wearing that bra?!?There's nothing to put in it!
    Wife:Than why are you wearing pants?
     
     

  20. saraperry90 saraperry90
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 1:22pm UTC
    “Why fit in when you were
    born to stand out?”
    ― Dr. Seuss❤

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