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  1. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:52pm UTC
    Saying goodbye
    Isn't the hard part.



    The hard part is that the memories don't just erase themselves.
    It's hard to tell my heart no, when even my brain says yes

  2. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 11:39pm UTC
    Isolation is not safety,
    it is death.
    If no one knows you're alive,
    you aren't.
    If a tree falls in the forest,
    and no one is around to hear it,
    it does make a sound;
    but then that sound is gone.
    I'm not saying you'll find the meaning of life
    in other people.
    I'm saying that other people are the life to which you provide the meaning of.
    -Neil Hilborn

  3. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 6:07pm UTC
    Um somebody explain to me why I got asked out 3 times today by 3 SUPER attractive guys
    This doesn't happen to ugly girls
    I don't even have a good personality wtf
    Is this a sick joke
    What do I do now I don't understand

  4. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    Um so today one of my guy friends was like "Would you be my Valentine?" And I thought he was just joking so I was like "Yeahh sure ha ha" but turns out he wasn't kidding and he pulled out flowers and sh//t and HE WASN'T KIDDING. I DON'T LIKE HIM LIKE THAT. Somebody help me before I f//ck my life up omg.

  5. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 7:25pm UTC
    Fun prank: Wake up during open heart surgery and start singing 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart' to the surgeons

  6. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    You walk right by me and hug her. But somehow I still manage to smile like I'm happy for you and pretend that we never had something special.

  7. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder if anyone looks at me and thinks "wow she's beautiful" or if anyone thinks about me and wishes I just would notice them. Sometimes I wonder if I take anyone's breath away because of simple things like my laugh and the sound of my voice, or my smile, or maybe just the way I play with my hair... Because if anyone did, I would love them forever.

  8. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    Today in social studies, we were talking about Africa and my teacher asked what continent is bordered on the east by Kenya, on the north by South Sudan, on the west by the Democratic Republic of the Congo and I raised my hand to say Uganda, but I accidentally said uterus.

  9. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 1:22pm UTC
    plot twist: I get off my laptop and go outside

  10. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 9:13pm UTC
    I loved you
    I loved the way you would catch my eye and smile when I walked into the room.
    I loved the way I could tell you my secrets and I knew I could trust you.
    I loved the way you would raise your eyebrow when I would tell a stupid joke
    and I loved the way that you would laugh at the joke, no matter how lame it was.
    I loved the way you would tell me I was beautiful, even when my hair was in a messy bun.
    I loved how you would text me first, so I knew that you really wanted to talk to me.
    I loved those playlists you would make for me - I listened to them all day and night.
    I loved those dark brown eyes and how they sparkled when you laughed or smiled.
    I love(d) you.
    But now you're gone.
    You never loved me & you broke my heart.
    And I'll never forgive you for that.

  11. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 9:01pm UTC
    I basically always lose touch with people after a while, because I can't text them first without feeling like I'm annoying them.

  12. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 8:57pm UTC
    No matter how old I am
    I'm always gonna draw smiley faces on car windows

  13. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 8:54pm UTC
    Do you ever get like emotionally attatched to a pen because it's ink just flows exactly right and it just feels good in your hand and then one day you lose it and it's just a really sad moment

  14. mandy* mandy*
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    January 22, 2014 8:24pm UTC
    okay so basically my whole life I thought that my cat ran away when I was 7 years old because I let it outside and forgot to take it back in and my family made me believe this for my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE and I cried for like 2 years. But yesterday my mom was talking to my aunt on the phone and was like "Yes I'm so glad I threw that cat into that ditch all of those years ago" AND BASICALLY THAT'S THE STORY OF HOW MY FAMILY IS EVIL AND THREW MY CAT IN A DITCH AND BLAMED IT ON ME FOR 7 YEARS!

  15. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 5:25pm UTC
    okay so my brother was making a frozen pizza and I went to take a piece, and he was like "what're you doing that's my pizza" and I was like "I didn't think you were going to eat it all" and then he was like "well you thought wrong" an ran upstairs with the whole pizza omg

  16. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 6:37pm UTC
    I'm not perfect
    I don't have a thigh gap, an amazing figure, or a flat stomach. I eat a lot of junk food, and have an internet addiction. I want a fairytale love, even if it's unrealistic. My hair is always a little messy, and sometimes I wear sweatpants. I'm not the best in school or at sports. Sometimes I'm a mess and cry. Sometimes I'm in a terrible mood and just want to be left alone. I say stupid things, and take them back, and I'll annoy you too.
    I make mistakes - I'm not perfect.
    But put that all aside, and you'll never find a person who cares and loves you more than I do.
    My quote
    Nmf

  17. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    Okay so today I was babysitting this little boy who's 6 or 7, and he was talking about how he wishes he could live forever. So I was like 'No, being immortal wouldn't be good because everyone around you would die eventually and you wouldn't have anyone left and you'd be alone.' You feel me? And he said 'good'.

  18. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 9:38pm UTC
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    ♥♥♥ and with a smile
    on her face ♥♥♥
    She said "I'm okay."
    And for once, because of you
    She actually meant it.
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    My quote. My font

  19. mandy* mandy*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    Words that don't exist in English but definitely should:
    (which all happen to have to do with food)
    Kummerspeck (German) When you eat because you're stressed (stressed is dessert spelled backwards). This word means the weight you gain from emotional eating.
    Shemomedjamo (Georgian) Legit means "I accidentally ate the whole thing." AKA story of my life. Georgians feel my pain.
    Pelinti (Buli, Ghana) Do you ever take a bite of something then soon realize it's wayy to hot? This word describes the "Argghhh" noise you make as you try to move the food around your mouth. It translates to "To move hot food around in your mouth."
    Palegg (Norwegian) The Norwegians have created a word to describe anything you can put on a sandwich. Yup - Pb n J, Turkey, Nutella, you name it. (I'm not sure exactly how badly we need this word, but you never know).
    Lagom (Swedish) The word that means 'not tooo much, but not tooo little'. I'll use this next time I need lagom toppings, dressings, you name it, on food!
    (Quote)

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