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lillyann_13
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 3:14pm UTC

#dead.
girlfriend; babe, what are you doing?
boyfriend; nothing much, really tired.. going to sleep now & you sweetheart?
girlfriend; in the club standing behind you.

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prettyletdown
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December 22, 2011 4:15pm UTC

Me: mommy, my stomach hurts really bad.
Mom: maybe you're in labor? like that one show, "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."
Me: yeah, or that one show, "I Didn't Know I Wasn't a Virgin."

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tylerr
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November 13, 2011 2:17am UTC

once you've been hurt, you learn how to hurt.

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tylerr
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November 13, 2011 1:11am UTC

click to see this quote

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Jade672
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November 13, 2011 4:32am UTC

Splashing water on your face like in the commercials.
and failing epically

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 11:06pm UTC

That
Baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 12:20am UTC

We Have All ,
knocked something down in a store,
then awkwardly walked away.

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tylerr
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 12:24am UTC

i hate missing someone, a n d k n o w i n g t h e y d o n ' t g i v e a f u c k .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sweetniblets95
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November 13, 2011 12:09pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥

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lexidanielle_xo
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November 12, 2011 11:25pm UTC

dear mom,
i'm trying to fix our relationship before it's too late. i'm tired of fighting, arguing, disagreeing. i'm sick of getting attitude with you and making you feel bad, because it makes me feel bad. i know sometimes it seems like i don't love you, but i do. & i don't want to fight anymore.
i love you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Babcock20
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November 13, 2011 1:02am UTC

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Reasons I don't wear makeup
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I don't need a bunch of crap on my face all day
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Its too much work to do everyday
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If I ever get my heartbroken I don't want to look like a joker
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When I meet the right guy I don't want him to fall in love with me for my looks
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♥♥♥♥

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 3:20pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
EVERYTHING
becomes 10x mores interesting when the conversation ends with
PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE
ABOUT THIS!!!
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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