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1. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2013 12:44am UTC
   mum: what's the name of that actor from sherlock?
   me: oh i can't remember
   me: snickerdoodle cabbagepatch?
   me: no, no, wait, bendynoodle crumperbunts?
   me: i think he's called bandicoot cul-de-sac.
   me: or it might be butterscotch crumplebath?
   me: .... britishguy funnyname?
   me: or boilerdang crimpysnitch.
   me: or whenpicnic remembersnacks.
   me: maybe boulderdash wafflesticks.
   
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2. Thump929
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   You build her up
   Just to tear her down
   .
   Cookiedoughformats
   
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3. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 9:10pm UTC
   because memories fall apart, too,
   and then you're left with nothing.
   NOT EVEN WITH A GHOST,
   but with its shadow.
   
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4. bubbleheart*
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2012 5:58pm UTC
   That FML moment;
   when you figure out that your parents were actually right..
   ♥
   
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5. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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6. Softball2112
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   "Crrrrrrrrrr"
   "Oh, there you are Perry.."
   
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7. gracegreene
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 7:51pm UTC
   Never sacrifice who you are
   just because someone has a problem with it.
   ♥
   
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