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glitter162*
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September 22, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Shortest Horror Story Ever:
computer: unable to connect to the internet.

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HopeInMyself
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August 25, 2013 8:37pm UTC

i'm a young lovers rage

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StitchTheseWounds
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August 23, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Harry Styles: Hi my names is Harry Styles.
Me: Like I care...
Andy Biersack: Hi my name is--
Me: ANDY BIERSACK, born Andrew Dennis Biersack. Born on December 26, 1990. 6 feet, 4 inches tall. Lead singer of Black Veil Brides, formed in 2006. I love you so much!! Marry me please!!

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epictacos
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August 26, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Parents: Dinner's ready!
Me: Becomes the fastest
land mammal on Earth.

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mtndewhm*
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August 20, 2013 12:00pm UTC

Society: One Dirction is so gay.
Directioners: No they're not! You're just jealous!
Society: Justin Bieber is so gay.
Beliebers: OMFG NO HE ISN'T HE DATED SELENA GOD GET A LIFE YOU'RE SO RUDE!
Society: Austin Carlile is so gay.
OM&M fans: Man I sure hope so! I ship Cashby!
Society: Jack Barakat is so gay.
ATL fans: We know.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 7:26pm UTC

So now it's August,
and I have done nothing with my summer.

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DirectionerTillTheEnd
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August 6, 2013 2:15pm UTC

An 11 year old realized that she had started to grow hair in between her legs.
She had got worried and asked her mum about the hair.
Her mum calmly said "That part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey had grown hair."
Next morning, at breakfast she told her sister "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said "That's nothing! mine is already eating bananas."
Her mum fainted.

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BravoSierra
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August 6, 2013 3:48am UTC

carly rae jepsen: hey i just met you
carly rae jepsen: and this is crazy
carly rae jepsen: but here's my number
carly rae jepsen: so call me maybe
simon cowell: it's a no from me

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:17am UTC

Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
Can you feel, can you feel my heart?

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Chris*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:08am UTC

There are 7 billion people
on this planet who I have
not met yet, and 197
countries I have not
visited. Yet I am stuck in this
insignificant town, being
pressured into making
decisions about my future
when I barely know
who I am.

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Hale_Storm18
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August 4, 2013 8:14pm UTC

If American Idiot by Greenday doesn't make you want to trash your room and overthrow the government then idk what will

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catchtheshadows
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July 27, 2013 8:58am UTC

Band member: Hey what can I sign for you?
Me: Just this piece of paper please?
Band member: Of course *signs*
Me: Thanks
Band member: Wait, was that an adoption paper?
Me: NO BYE
Band member: WAIT
Me: NO!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Loopy23
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 5:31pm UTC

Dan & Phil: Would you rather date a crazily obsessed fan or a llama?
Oli Sykes: Is it a sexy llama?
Life = Made.

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skittlepringle
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June 23, 2013 6:15pm UTC

Imagine Kim's baby when it first goes to school.
'So, what's your name?'
'North west'
'no, seriously.'
that kid.

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skittlepringle
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 10:54am UTC

What if you woke up one morning with your worst selfie painted on the ceiling

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skittlepringle
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 10:57am UTC

Do you ever casually say 'I ship it' in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what you're on about because you forget it's not part of normal people's vocabulary

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skittlepringle
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:00am UTC

Why have a fetish when you could have a pet fish
ha
jaha follow for more jokes that don't make sence

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skittlepringle
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:07am UTC

What if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

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skittlepringle
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:09am UTC

WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN

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