Alliemcg123

Join Witty Profiles!

Alliemcg123

Status:

Member Since: 28 Aug 2011 12:53am

Last Seen: 14 Jun 2012 07:42pm

user id: 212800

28 Quotes
153 Favorites
28 Following
13 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair ^beta

follow block report

Hey, I'm Allie. I'm 13, I love to sing and act. One Direction is my life. I love music. Mumford And Sons, One Direction, Maroon Five, The Fray, Cher Lloyd, Ed Sheeran, Gavin DeGraw, Coldplay, and Adele are some of my faves. I love softball. And I just am carefree and crazy:)

Alllie here:) well I guess I can just type anything in this little box sooooooooo... here it goes. I am one of the biggest directioners to ever walk the earth. Ask me anything, yes I know everything from carrots to kevin, spoons to cats, and Larry to Paul. I know everything about them and they literally take upp at last 97% of the space in my brain. I'm a very wierd person andd I'm just very crazy and fun.:)

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 6:14pm UTC

I WONDER....
If British people talk in an American accent and if Chinese people pull their eyes DOWN and say "Look at me I'm an American!!! LAWLS"
hmmmmmm?
Format by Sandrasaurus

👍 this is good · read the comments · 193 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 7:16pm UTC

I had a sub in gym today and when this girl in my class called another girl a bi*ch he said "YOU GONNA TAKE THAT FROM HER??? GIVE IT BACK!!! GIVE IT BAAACKK!!!" i was literally rolling on the floor and he was like girl get yo a$$ off da ground so i stould up and was like bi*ch palease you is whita den snow! stop tryin to be gheto and he was just like yo you is white too and i was like you want me to act white ill call da princepal and getch yo a$$ fired! and he was like you wan meh ta act white ill getch yo a$$ suspended andthen we both stopped cuz another teacher walked in cuz she heard yelling lol best time ever!

👍 this is good · read the comments · 3 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 6:14pm UTC

Your 8 names ;
Your Real Name:
Allie
Your "Gangsta" Name:
(first 3 letters of real name plus dizzle)
Alldizzle
Your Detective Name:
(favorite color & favorite animal)
Purple Panda
Your Soap Opera Name:
(street you live on & middle name)
101st place lee
Your Star Wars Name:
(first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)
Allle
Your Superhero Name:
(2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
Pink Tea
Your Witness Protection Name:
(one of your parent's middle name)
Anne
Your Goth Name:
(black & the name of one of your pets)
Black Ellie

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 6:24pm UTC

How come you can
take ice cream from a truck
----->But not candy?♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 4:00pm UTC

How come you can
You can take ice cream from a truck
But not candy?♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 3:54pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 3:48pm UTC

Bed time: 7:00 p.m
Goes to bed: 7:01 p.m
LIVIN' THE THUG LIFE♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 22 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 5:53pm UTC

WHAT IF DREAMS WERE REALITY
&REALITY IS JUST A DREAM
& WHEN YOU DIE
YOU JUST WAKE UP
MIND=BLOWN

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 19 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 2:25pm UTC

1.Hold you breath
2.Click add a quote
3.Copy and paste this quote
4.If you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 2:10pm UTC

ThatAwkward
Moment ,
When your sister is watching barney and they have a boy & a girl wearing a dress and u say to ur dad "THE BOYS IS SHORTER THAN THE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!! lol" and he just sits there and looks at you and ur like "oh"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 11, 2011 9:52pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 11, 2011 9:38pm UTC

"Hey Dad the beeper thing saying that we stole is going off-"
"Keep walking, just keep walking, WALK!"
Lol true story with me, my friend, her dad, and her new phone ♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 2:34pm UTC

"P r e t t y W o m e n"
Roy Orbison - 1964
"S e x y B i t c h"
Akon - 2010

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 30 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 2:28pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 147 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 8:28pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you change in front of someone for the first time.
not my format

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 8:25pm UTC

Oh, you're cool...
Fave if you just said that sarcastically

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 125 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 8:37pm UTC

who the hell needs a pocket watch
what time is it? I don't know let me check my pocket.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 8:18pm UTC

YoUr DrUnK NaMe add your name to this list, but do it with your elbows & you CANT erase! If you dont do this within 10 minutes you will lose your 1 true lovetommorrow repost as YoUr DrUnK NaME! !!...the easiest way is to highlight watu repost this as YoUr DrUnK nAmE,
mesaskcvAq- no its Jessica :)
ashhnjedhyuj- anne... epic fail!
brooke- brooke ... WINNING (:
dcedolawmnje4yu..........lmaoo its suposed to say delaneyyy(:
sereinsa- errrmm Serina is more like it
caigtl,kin - caitlin....not to bad
maroilin----marilin not bad at all =)
olikvia ------- olivia ;
not too bad [:
tgolnmiu....Toni.... wow failure
eriucsaw....erica. not too bad. but not good.:p
sazmnaN RTFGHAZ- <--- is supposed to say 'samantha'....epic. fail.
ikaQLOE3Y6.. yup, thats my name(; jkjk, its kaley(:
catherine--------Catherine yay! my lil elbow came in handy!!!!!
allison~ XDooooooooooooooo im cool

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 5:10pm UTC

It's really hard to swallow twice in a row.
fave if you just tried :)

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

Alliemcg123
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 5:08pm UTC

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD.
HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF.
HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS ... ... ... ...
BEHIND A COUCH CRYING.
THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY.
HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. ...
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: 'HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'.
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID.
THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT.
66% OF YOU WON'T FORWARD THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points