ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD.
HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF.
HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS ... ... ... ...
BEHIND A COUCH CRYING.
THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY.
HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. ...
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: 'HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'.
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID.
THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT.
66% OF YOU WON'T FORWARD THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER