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Hale_Storm18
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April 5, 2013 3:19pm UTC

North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little
nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sammy*
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March 11, 2013 4:53pm UTC

do you ever just sit there and look at yourself and examine
every single detail about yourself and just get really upset
because you're you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Bec*
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March 10, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Parents: In five years you won't even remember his last name
Me: In five years it'll be my last name
Parents: what
Me: what

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queen*
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March 10, 2013 7:22pm UTC

And then one student said that happiness is what happens when you go to bed on the hottest summer night, a nigh so hot you can't even wear a tee-shirt and you sleep on top of the sheets instead of under them, although try to sleep is probably more accurate. And then some point late,late,late at night, say just a bit before dawn, the heat finally breaks and the night turns cool and when you briefly wake up, you notice that you're almost chilly and, in your groggy, half-counciousness, you reach over and pull the sheet around you and just that flimsy sheet makes it warm enough and you drift back off into a deep sleep. And it's that reaching, that gesture, that reflex we have to pull what's warm-- whether it's something or someone-- toward us, that feeling we get when we do that, that feelings of being safe in the world and ready for sleep, that's happiness.

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Missing
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March 2, 2013 2:22pm UTC

I wish I could say it was getting better;
But it is not.

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bye*
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March 2, 2013 8:23pm UTC

if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves

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happiest*
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March 2, 2013 2:21pm UTC

the best feeling is
when you look at him
and he is
Already staring

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bye*
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March 2, 2013 11:47am UTC

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

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Hogwartian
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March 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC

I have come to the realization
that if a boy ever said,
"I SHIP US"
as a pickup line,
I would totally go out with him.

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ThatsSoMeee
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March 2, 2013 3:58pm UTC

It’s the way
he makes you smile,
how every joke he tells you is hilarious.
How he can annoy you one second,
and make you feel like someone special the next.
The way he says your name makes you weak at the knees.
You start catching yourself looking his way more often,
hoping he’s looking at you too.
Then you start getting nervous whenever you talk to him,
his instant messages become more meaningful to you,
even if you can't remember what he was talking about..
and that’s what makes you know
you love him.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 2, 2013 11:22am UTC

Person: You're blocking the view
Me: I am the view

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sammy*
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March 1, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Some songs wake up my inner stripper

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sammy*
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March 1, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Guys are super attractive when they get protective or jealous ♥

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jariley*
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February 28, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Urban Dictionary
hope:mankind's greatest weakness and greatest strength.

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† *
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February 28, 2013 4:56pm UTC

She's not your
REAL FRIEND
If she dates a guy that she knows you have a
crush on.
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bye*
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February 28, 2013 7:08pm UTC

do you ever wish you could just unmeet someone

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roseth0rn
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February 28, 2013 3:31pm UTC

Just admit it.
Even when your crush or boyfriend does something stupid.
It's the cutest thing ever.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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