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AliceCuullen

  1. lynneaaxxmichelley lynneaaxxmichelley
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    //////////In Your Bed//////////
    it's 6am; you close your eyes for five minutes; its 7:45
    ///////////In School///////////
    it's 1:30; you close your eyes for five minutes; it's 1:30

  2. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 9:53am UTC
    Forget this..
    im going back to bed.
    summer_sage


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  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 6:31pm UTC

    & ONE DAY; YOUR LIFE WiLL
    FLASH BEFORE YOUR EYES;
    WHETHER iT'S GETTiNG HiT BY A
    TRAiN, OR DYiNG OF CANCER, MAKE
    SURE YOU LiVED IT FIRST.


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  6. Insomniatic Insomniatic
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    YOUR MIND WILL BE BLOWN WHEN
    You realize the word, ''bed''
    actually looks like a bed.
    all mine[:

  7. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    & i f I g e t o n e scratch
    on my new shoes
    I go into panic mode.

  8. pink_dino_raw_x33 pink_dino_raw_x33
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    & I promise...
    Someday you'll
    REGRET
    losing me...
    & you'll think back and say
    "damn... that girl really
    DID love me..."

  9. AmyElizzabeth AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your computer breaks down and you realize you have no life.

  10. Funinthesunxx Funinthesunxx
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    Katy Perry's Living her Teenage Dream
    Lady Gaga is ignoring her Telephone
    Trav ie Mc C oy is a Bi l l ion ai re
    Whi le Justin Bei ber i s having a Baby

  11. stephhlovesyou stephhlovesyou
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    laughing so hard,
    you feel a six pack coming on :)

  12. Witness Witness
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 5:11am UTC
    Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when it is stiff, stick it in, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry, comes out wet it comes out dripping, and it starts to sag, its not what you think.. It’s a tea bag!

  13. AliceCuullen AliceCuullen
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 5:05am UTC
    Oh yeah!
    He broke my heart. He said we must break up exactly on our 7 months anniversary.I accepted, knowing there won't be any way to change his mind. Now, I am completly fine. It's been two months since we broke up. He finnaly decided to talk with me. He said that we should be togheter again and that he`s sorry. I told him that after he totally broke me, made me feel like that he dares to tell me to come back? No.man. No way. This must be called karma.I asked him why we broke up that time and he replied because I loved someone else. I can say he`s dumb. He was my everything.
    as he passes on the hallway, I don`t even bother to look at him, or say hello. I can see he is really broken and that he loves me. I am proud. I made him feel just like I did. and I know exactly how he feels. I am proud of myself finnaly.
    I am over him. I am proud for telling him "NO" when I knew I wasn't tottally over him. But now I am.
    But sadly in love with someone else.
    [true story]

  14. Witness Witness
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 4:53am UTC
    If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tears.
    To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. heeyitsJess heeyitsJess
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    I love
    getting hugs from guys
    that are taller than me♥

  17. starrbucksx0 starrbucksx0
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    I just noticed...
    » QK. »
    is a sideways ninja. ♥

  18. PinkHearts99 PinkHearts99
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    I hate when......
    Your friends won't tell you something
    and when you finally get it out of them
    you realize
    You knew the WHOLE time


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. livlaughlove226 livlaughlove226
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    & boy I promise,
    [ your. gonna. regret. this. ]

:)

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