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  1. EllieBabeex33 EllieBabeex33
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 12:41am UTC
    how i imagine my summer;
    pool parties
    barbecues
    hanging with friends
    getting tan
    dance parties
    late nights
    family time
    flipflops
    shortshorts
    living life to the fullest
    how it really is;
    spending most of the day and all night on my computer and phone on various networking sites laughing to myself.

  2. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:24am UTC
    SCREW THE ALARM SYSTEM
    I'VE SEEN HOME ALONE
    I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Before you kiss me
    -Grab my waist
    -Pull me closer to your body
    -Look into my eyes
    -Look at my lips while biting your lip
    -Look back into my eyes again
    -Grab my face gently
    -Then slowly lean in & kiss me
    It will drive me crazy, I promise.

  4. Cecerokz3737 Cecerokz3737
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Men are born
    between a woman's legs
    and spend the rest of their lives
    trying to get back in them.
    why?
    because there's no place like home

    Creds to: Thatssomeee

  5. mrsivyweasley mrsivyweasley
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Guess what?!?!? You-Know-Who asked me out!
    You said no right???
    Why on earth would I say no?!
    Because Voldemort is honestly, very ugly.

  6. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  7. IJustLikedYourQuote IJustLikedYourQuote
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Would you wear socks if you had no feet?
    No...?
    Then why do you wear a bra?

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Spending a half hour;
    just trying to find a new profile picture.

  9. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    if i was your
    girlfriend, i'd never
    let you go
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  10. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    she's just a girl
    who somehow managed
    to fall in love
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  11. Shawn616 Shawn616
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    I don't want to be
    Romeo & Juliet.
    Like Prince Charming and Cinderella or even Ken & Barbie.
    I want us to create our own story.

  12. foreverandalways41400 foreverandalways41400
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
    but the other person doesn't follow the script.

  13. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    ❒ Hungry
    ❒ Have to go to the bathroom
    ❒ Tired
    ❒ Three other tabs open
    ❒ Him, is on my mind
    ❒ Texting no one.. forever alone
    ❒ Television
    ❒ My parents are talking.. I couldn't care less
    ✔ All of the above

  14. SpaceBound97 SpaceBound97
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    When Movies
    Say Based On A True Story
    Sh*t Gets Real
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  15. alliecutie123 alliecutie123
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Blueberries;
    are just >>>>
    Peas
    holding their breath .
    XD.

  16. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    When I'm alone I can type perfectly.
    As soon as someone is watching me: asdk;mfjgdd;nh

  17. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:23pm UTC
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    Lol at girls who complain about their boyfriends playing video games. Shut up and grab a controller.

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  18. gopink609 gopink609
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Music is my Drug,
    Youtube is my Dealer.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. emerielynn emerielynn
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:13pm UTC
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    Tonight,We Are Young.
    so Lets Set The World On Fire ♥
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  20. MaggiieBear MaggiieBear
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Can you relate to me ? #2
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.

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