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Katelyn_Miranda
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August 17, 2013 5:48pm UTC

Its Funny how if you get
an A on the test your grade
goes up like 2 percent
but if you get an F your grade
goes down like the Titanic

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Brittany*
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July 1, 2013 11:47pm UTC

For once there is nothing up my sleeve..
just some scares from a life that used to touble me

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:26pm UTC

it’s so strange
that autumn is so beautiful,
but everything is really dying...

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Human bones are 5x stronger than steel.
I am 5 times stronger than superman.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Dear Vegetarians,
If you're trying to save animals, why are you eating their food?

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*Caraphernelia*
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 9:32pm UTC

Are you giving up and done?
Are you through with all this?
Are you tired of the pain?
Torn to pieces.

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cherrycarey96
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 11:28pm UTC

Sure, you can say things about me, I can handle it for the most part.
But the second you say something about someone I care about, my only advice to you is:
Run.

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giveyourheartabreak
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Do not ask God to guide your footsteps
if you are unwilling to move your feet.

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giveyourheartabreak
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 6:49pm UTC

I wanna see you be brave.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 9:46pm UTC

boyband problems:
the hardest part isn't deciding who your favorite is,
it's deciding who your second favorite is

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:02pm UTC

No matter how fast you run
the serial killer always walks faster.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 8:59pm UTC

*pees on crush to mark my territory*

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 4:16pm UTC

"Don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea!"
So wait, are you suggesting that I am such a boy repellent that the only species I have a chance with is fish?? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 1:54pm UTC

why won't you
bump into me on the street
and ask for my number
and take me out for coffee
and fall in love with me .
What am i doing wrong?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 9:22pm UTC

we were watching a movie in school and
there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing anf my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breath amd whispered, "hot wheels".

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 3:18pm UTC

My sister literally has a list of guys who like her.
My sister is told she is gorgeous everyday.
My sister has plans to hang out with people almost everyday.
Where did I go wrong?

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chickittylover
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Quote format edited by chickittylover
OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED.
~me texting my crush~
crush: heyy whats up
me: nothing much i'm pretty
me: oops i'm pretty tired***
crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 2:38pm UTC

If you watch Titanic backwards, it's a heart warming tale of a ship
that jumps out of the water and saves lots of drowning people.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:31pm UTC

we all have that boy
He’s the boy we try to pretend we aren’t looking for
as we make our way to class.
He’s the boy that we lie about
and claim to not care about anymore.
He’s the boy that gives you the cliche butterflies,
complete with the weakness in the knees...

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