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AgainstNoOne
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May 21, 2014 5:55pm UTC

*Getting ready to play basketball*
Me: FOR NARNIA !! AND FOR ASLAN!!

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AgainstNoOne
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May 18, 2014 5:49pm UTC

Lets be honest here people!
Boxers with Hearts on them
Are Extrememly Manly

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AgainstNoOne
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May 17, 2014 3:18pm UTC

I'm so tough...
When I'm about to enter the Salty's Platoon, they don't ask me how tough I am...

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AgainstNoOne
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May 16, 2014 3:38pm UTC

*Puts Tuxedo on*
*Strikes Random Poses in the mirror*
xD

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AgainstNoOne
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May 15, 2014 2:49pm UTC

"I have Skittles in my mouth, do you wanna taste the Rainbow?"
;)

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AgainstNoOne
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May 12, 2014 3:39pm UTC

*Drops Phone in the Pool*
Me: I'LL SAVE YOU!!
*Dives in*

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AgainstNoOne
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May 9, 2014 2:56pm UTC

Friend: Why don't you have a GirlFriend?
Me: Well talking to women always seemed so terrifying...
Friend: You must of been on dates, plus you look a lot different now
Me: Well... on the outside....
Me: I'm still scared that my voice is going to crack , I'm gonna stutter like a beaver on wood, or I feel invisible..
Friend: C'mon lets try it out!!
Me: I don't know I figured I'd wait
Friend: For?
Me: for the right person...

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AgainstNoOne
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May 9, 2014 2:08pm UTC

When the barber sprays your hair down,
and
you suddenly feel like a cat that did something bad

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AgainstNoOne
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May 7, 2014 3:32pm UTC

When I hear the word "Thesaurus"
I always think about Dinosaurs

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AgainstNoOne
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May 5, 2014 6:11pm UTC

Don't Judge!
Me: *Opens Candy bag upside-down*
Friend: Why did you open the bag upside down!! It says to Tear HERE!
Me: I'm Sorry my Glasses were upside down!!
Friend: >.>

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