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AgainstNoOne
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August 1, 2014 2:02am UTC

My reaction when I meet someone
with the same name as me.

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AgainstNoOne
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July 10, 2014 3:39pm UTC

One danc e, one lo ok, one kiss, that's al l we get, Albert.
Just *one shot* to make the difference between happily-ever-after,
and oh-he's-just-some-guy-I-went-to-some-thing-with-once.

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AgainstNoOne
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July 10, 2014 3:34pm UTC

~When I fall down~
Friends: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
~When I drop my cell phone~
Friends: DUDE is your phone ok? Someone call a Doctor!

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AgainstNoOne
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July 2, 2014 4:35pm UTC

Me: OML she's looking at me..
Me: She's smiling at me!
Me: SHE WINKED AT ME!!! *Fanboy faints*
Friend: Dude? That's a Katy Perry make-up Commercial?
Me: *Slams head on desk*
Me: Yeah, I know....
Friend: And she winked at me!
Me: >_>
*10 minute fanboy battle over Katy Perry*

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
July 1, 2014 7:43pm UTC

Friend: Do you even lift bro!
Me: Yes I do!
Friend: Fine then curl that 35 lbs dumbbell
Me: Fine!
Me: Wingardium Leviosuh!
Friend: You did it wrong
Me: What?
Friend: It's Wingardium Leviosa, not Leviosuh.
Me: I hate you...

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
July 1, 2014 6:55pm UTC

Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a pla n,
you know, because he's nervous?
He's not sure that he could just wa lk up to you and you'd respond if he said
"I like you."

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AgainstNoOne
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June 30, 2014 5:44pm UTC

*Mailman delivers my package*
Me: Thanks
Mailman: No Problem have a nice day
Me: Don't tell me what to do!!
Thanks old TV shows xD

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AgainstNoOne
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June 23, 2014 5:25pm UTC

Friend: Yeah, I got a hot date tonight dude *Shows a picture of the person*
Me: Well, I'm also seeing someone tonight *Shows a picture of spaghetti*
Me: I know what you're thinking... Hot Right? xD

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AgainstNoOne
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June 23, 2014 4:20pm UTC

*When someone doesn't text me back*
Me: That's right... I always get the last word...

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AgainstNoOne
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June 23, 2014 4:09pm UTC

"You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless , feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time, hoping that she still finds happiness , even if it's never going to be with you?"

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AgainstNoOne
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June 17, 2014 4:23pm UTC

Yeah I can't swim, but I can Float
PROGRESS!!
\(O.O)/

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
June 13, 2014 4:59pm UTC

When face-palming slowly starts turning into slapping your own face.

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
June 12, 2014 8:31pm UTC

I like how we fall up the stairs,
more than we fall down the stairs
O.O

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
June 12, 2014 8:18pm UTC

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